Michigan Jokes
76 michigan jokes and hilarious michigan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about michigan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Uncover Michigan's hidden humor with this collection of jokes centered around the state—from football and weather to the Michigan State Spartans and Yooper pride. Laugh out loud as you learn about Michigan's culture through witty puns, one-liners, and more.
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- 9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan
- In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z. The problem's H to O.
- Biden has won so many times in Michigan now he's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.
- What's the difference between water and gasoline? In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.
- Bill Cosby University of Michigan is pleased to announce a gift from the Cosby family for the new school to be names in his honor.
The Sleep Studies Center for women. - A tourist walks into a bar A tourist walks into a bar and asks for information. "What state is Lake Michigan in?" he asks the bartender. "Liquid." the bartender replies.
- Kid Rock announced he won't be running for the Republican Michigan Senate nomination . This come as a great relief to Democratic challenger Kid Scissors.
- Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too. They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan
- Michigan is leading in rates of both marital infidelity and depression. It's a sad state of affairs.
- Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud? He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan.
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Michigan One Liners
Which michigan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with michigan? I can suggest the ones about michigan state and university.
- What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J.
- What state is lake Michigan in? In liquid state 😛
- What did Mike Tyson say about the drug problem in Michigan? This place is all methed up!
- Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan? Because they're always in the lead.
- Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty
- The Ohio and Michigan Institute of Lions and Tigers and Bears. OH,MI.
- What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan? Inter-mitten.
- Michigan summers are amazing.... It was on a Wednesday last year.
- What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common? They both overdosed on lead.
- What are the only two seasons in Michigan? Winter and road construction.
- What do you call someone who lives in Flint Michigan? Thirsty.
- Can Bernie Sanders recover? From his devastating win in Michigan?
- A VPN, John Cena and Flint, Michigan walk into a bar... Goverment: I can't see you
- What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan? Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!
- Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team? Their lead is unstoppable!
Michigan State Jokes
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- Michigan is the First State to Welcome Back Sub-$1 Gas Just flip on your water faucet and you'll get it for free
- How many US states start with the letter P? Two. Pennsylvania and Pure Michigan
Michigan Football Jokes
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- What do Notre Dame and Michigan football have in common? Neither has ever played in a conference championship game.
University Of Michigan Jokes
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- What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe? They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
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I think it's kinda funny people named their kids after US states…
Y'know, names like Carolina, Georgia, Dakota, Virginia, etc. When I have a kid, I'm gonna name him Michigan, just in case some guy named Mitch reincarnates into him.
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It's the day of the big game, and a (pick your rivalry) Michigan fan meets an Ohio State fan at the u**... trough...
The Buckeye notices that the Michigan fan doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. He snidely remarks, "You know, at The Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
The Wolverine pauses, looks back, and says, "Good for you. At Michigan, they teach us not to pee on our hands."
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What does Michigan State football and m**... have in common?
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
Gas dropped to 77 cents a gallon in some places in Michigan.
But don't bother, it was leaded.
A thirsty man from Michigan went to California to find something to drink
Because no water is better than Michigan water.
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Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan
Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty.
I heard they serve green beer at most pubs today,
But they also serving green water in Flint, Michigan.
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?
Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
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How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a t**....
Michigan and Ohio fought a war over Toledo…
Michigan won and Ohio has to keep it.
Flint Michigan
Did you guys hear about Flints water quality? I hear they lead in quality
It's so cold in Michigan right now.
The politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
Have you heard about Michigan's music scene??
I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^)
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Michigan cops may soon be barred from having s**... with prostitutes while undercover
Well, just have s**... on top of the covers, then.
Thanks /u/fuxokay
Here in Michigan's Upper Peninsula we have a program for recovering Canadians.
It's called Eh Eh.
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I tried talking about Flint, Michigan
But it was a hard pill to s**....
Quick test to see if your stripper is from northern Michigan
See how she pronounces 'pasties'
Did you hear about the hipster who was found frozen in a block of ice on Lake Michigan?
He was into water before it was cool.
How does a Michigan cop spot a drunk driver?
They are the only one *not* swerving all over the road!
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If your name is Fred and you live in Flint Michigan and you're about to smoke a bowl....
...does that mean you're freddy to get flint-s**...
When I Went to Flint Michigan,
I was surprised they didn't have PB&J, instead they had PB and water.
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After his recent conviction for r**..., two schools stripped their honorary PhD's from Bill Cosby...
It's ok though, Michigan State just gave him another one.
I know the area where I live like the back of my hand!
The back of my left hand, specifically. I live in Michigan.
Scientists say that while silicon, germanium, tin, and especially lead lifeforms are very unlikely...
But the kids In Flint, Michigan prove otherwise!
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Pharmacist at the University of Michigan came up with a drug to help l**... with depression
It's called Tricoxagyn (sound it out)
Flint and Catfished
What do the people of Flint Michigan have in common with the victims of cat-fishing. They all thirsty people the rest of the country forgot about.
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I live near h**..., Michigan. Driving home today, we went past a sign pointing down a road that leads to h**....
My dad pointed to it and said, That road goes to h**.... Know how you can tell? This is asphalt and that's good intentions.
Michigan Lawyer: "Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?"
Barney: "No sir. I ain't got no money, but I do get a 1928 Ford Car!"
Lawyer: "Well you can raise money on that. Now let's see, just what do they accuse you of stealing?"
Barney: "A 1928 Ford Car."
Over half the deer in Michigan has contracted covid.
More proof that not only has this disease cost a few bucks, but also a lot of doe.
