Michelle Obama Jokes
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- How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, "I don't wanna be Obama self."
- On the bright side... We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady.
- What did barack obama write inside his Valentines card? "I'm glad I've got you Michelle; I didn't want to be Obamaself"
- Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention.
- Why do Magic: The Gathering players love Michelle Obama? She's a first edition Black Flotus
- What did Melania Trump have on her Black Friday shopping list? A copy of everything Michelle Obama had on her list
- Great 1st Ladies of the United States have there own cause. Michelle Obama's: Your Truth, Melania Trump's: Be Best... Jackie Kennedy's: Take your shot
- What did Barrack say when he was all alone? [1/2 OC] Here I am Obama self...
Like a crab in Michelle. - So I heard Donald Trump announced Melania will be giving a speech... ... glad to hear Michelle Obama will have writing work after leaving the White House.
- Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama are running for president in 2020 Honestly...
It's black and white
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Michelle Obama One Liners
Which michelle obama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with michelle obama? I can suggest the ones about barack obama and president obama.
- What's Michelle Obama's favourite vegetable Barackoli
- What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !
- Melania Trumps RNC speech just leaked on live TV It was read aloud by Michelle Obama.
- I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC.
- I listened to the wise words of Michelle Obama: When they go low, I get high.
- What did Barack say when Michelle left him I'm Obama self now
- I already figured out Michelle Obama's slogan. Hindsight is 2020.
- Why does Michelle Obama wear heels? So her knuckles don't drag.
- Obama divorces Michelle. He told her "I wanna Barrack up with you"
- It took Michelle Obama two presidencies to get kids outside... and Nintendo two days.
- When Obama pulled out... Michelle still got pregnant
- Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama.
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At a Whitehouse party for past presidents.
Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha.
Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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So Barack Obama and Donald Trump somehow ended up at the same barber shop...
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn n**.... As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama ?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife Michelle doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
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Best Obama joke Ive heard in a while
so Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah are in airforce one, Obama turns around and says "I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window and make someone very happy". Michelle Obama turns and says "I could throw 10 $10,000 bills out the window and make 10 people really happy". Oprah said "Ill beat both of you, I can throw 100 $10,000 bills out the window and make 100 people really happy". Then the pilot turns to them and says "Yeah but i could c**... this plane and make 200 million people REALLY happy!"
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We all should boycott Subway for joining Michelle Obama's Let's Move initiative. In fact, we should march to the streets!
Oh wait...
Michelle Obama walks into a bar where the bartender is Vladimir Putin...
complete the joke...
Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the "Turnip for what"
She was the First Lady
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Obama goes to a Halloween party
Obama is invited to a Halloween costume party with other members of the government. He arrives completely n**... with a bare woman clinging to his back. He walks around and attracts the obvious attention and disgust of the other people in the party, until someone asks him what he's supposed to be dressed as.
"Why, I'm a snail!" he exclaimed with the woman still attached to his back.
"Oh yeah," one man responds "who's that woman on your back?"
"Her? She's not just any woman. She's Michelle!"
Why does Michelle Obama love fried chicken?
Because it goes great with steamed Barack-oli.
Obvious media bias
Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
Didn't have a chance to hear Michelle Obama's speech last night...
Guess I'll catch it in 4 years at the next RNC.
Michelle Obama has been a great first lady...
.. but Bill Clinton would make an excellent one.
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Remember when President-Elect Trump said immigrants were going to take our jobs?
It's all true! Just ask Michelle Obama!
Obama and Putin have a discussion..
Putin: Let's just talk about this man to man..
Obama: Ok one moment, let me get Michelle.
My uncle told it much better but I can't remember how he said it. Feel free to repost it if you can format it better.
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Trump did a better job getting people to exercise in 1 month than Michelle Obama did in 8 years
Look at all those protesters on the streets!
Obama walks into a bar, but he's invisible.
The bartender says "Ok, I'll bite. Why are you invisible?"
Barack says "Well, I found a bottle on the beach and...then I rubbed it." "And then...importantly...A genie came out." "The genie said I could have...3 wishes."
For my first wish, I said "Let me say this, and this is profoundly important...I want Michelle to marry me...I love her,...and I think America will love her too." That wish was granted.
For my second wish, I said "Like all patriotic Americans, I am deeply patriotic...and I want to be President...of the United States...so I can serve my country." That wish was granted too.
And then, for my third wish, I started by saying "Let me be clear..."
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Barack V/s Trump
Barack Obama and Donald Trump somehow ended up at the same barber shop, can you just imagine…
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn n**....
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave.
But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."
The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama ?"
Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
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Obama vs trump
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn n**.... As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife Michelle doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
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Trump and Obama at the barber
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn n**.... As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife Michelle doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
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Obama and Trump get a shave...
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn n**.... As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife Michelle doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
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Trump and Obama at a Barber shop
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn n**....
As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."
The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
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One of the better Trump jokes I have heard
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn n**.... As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
Do you know why Michelle Obama is no longer legally allowed in schools?
Because she has fire-arms.
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Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn n**.... As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
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p**... offered sarah palin a million dollars to pose n**... ..
Michelle Obama got the same offer from nat geo
