Micheline Jokes
25 micheline jokes and hilarious micheline puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about micheline that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Micheline Short Jokes
Short micheline jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The micheline humour may include short jokes also.
- I told my mate that I had finally retired my aging car. He asked if I'd sold it or scrapped it.. I said nothing that drastic, I just put a new set of Michelins on it.
- Jesus and Michelin Star chefs have one thing in common They can both feed 5,000 people with 2 loaves of bread and 5 fish
- What did the Michelin Star holding Italian chef call his new restaurant? Michelin PastaBowl
- What's the difference between a 5-star Michelin restaurant's spaghetti and your mother's? You can't afford to get any on your sweater.
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Micheline One Liners
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- I had a nightmare that I was the Michelin man I woke up feeling tired from that one.
- Which company mascot is the most tired? The Michelin Man.
- Somebody asked me if I was the Michelin man. It must be my *at-tire*.
- A chef plays golf and was over the moon with his score... ...he got a Michelin par!
- Sad news about the Michelin Man.. He's retyred..
- A funny 1-liner I'm more tired than the Michelin Man.
- Michelin, Triangle Shirtwaist, and Brian Williams. "Name a tire, a fire, and a liar."
- Last night, I think I was r**... by the Michelin Man But hey, at least he used a rubber.
- Why wouldn't the Michelin Man's wife have s**... with him? She said she was tired.
Micheline Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about micheline you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make micheline pranks.
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How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?
12
One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
My son has started an apprenticeship chef role at a Michelin starred Indian restaurant in London.
On his first day they showed him how to make the perfect Indian flat bread. He said he can't tell me the recipe though.
Apparently he had to sign a naan disclosure agreement.
"What do I look like?"
A man comes home from work and is greeted by his wife.
"Honey, my car got a flat, can you fix it for me?"
"What do I look like", He asks "The michelin tire guy? Get me a beer." And goes and watches TV/
The next day his wife greets him again after work.
"Honey, the dishwasher is on the fritz. Can you take a look at it?" She asks.
"What do I look like? The Maytag repair guy?" He asks roughly. "Get me a beer." And goes to watch TV.
The third day the man comes home and his wife greets him.
"Honey, it's the greatest thing. John from next door came over and fixed the dishwasher AND my flat tire. All I had to do was bake him a cake or sleep with him." She tells him.
"Oh, what kind of cake did you bake?" The husband asks.
The wife replies, "What do I look like, Betty Crocker?"