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What is both flaccid and rock hard at the same time?
Michelangelo's David
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I had s**... with Michelangelo's David
and now they're trying to charge me with with statutory r**...
What's Michelangelo's David's favorite nut?
M'Accademian
Michelangelo's Statue of David is one of the most important artworks ever created with marble
But I've always taken it for granite.
On a dark and stormy night...
...a comet flies past Earth. This comet was enchanted, and after it flew past the world, it caused all statues to come to life, solely focused on destroying every country in the world.
No nation was left safe from this attack. The gargoyles attacked France. The Statue of Liberty led a revolt against America. Michelangelo's David led the charge towards Italy.
As the war of human versus statue waged on, a group went into the United Kingdom, led by the Venus de Milo, intent on overthrowing the English government.
However, as the statues were ready to attack, the British generals noticed something. None of the statues had any weapons! No guns, knives, armor, anything.
After this realization, one British general turns to another, points at the leader of the statues and says,
"Don't worry; she's 'armless."
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