Michel Jokes
19 michel jokes and hilarious michel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about michel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Michel Short Jokes
Short michel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The michel humour may include short whit jokes also.
- I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq. But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl.
- As the news breaks of the passing of Michele Ferrero... I can't help but shed a chocolatier.
- What do you get when you cross Michel Foucault with Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz? Panoptimism.
- Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose? It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway
- watched the interview about back to future with the cast Michel J. Fox was shaking he was so excited
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Michel One Liners
Which michel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with michel? I can suggest the ones about fox and .
- Hey, Vsauce, Michel here! KOSOVO IS SERBIA!
or is it? - Whats John Simm and Michell Gomez fave film Kill Bill
- What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket? Your Billie Jeans
- I hate you more than Michel J Fox hates coloring books
Witty Michel Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about michel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make michel pranks.
What's Michelle Obama's favourite vegetable
Barackoli
Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night
I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention.
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Why wouldn't the Michelin Man's wife have s**... with him?
She said she was tired.
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Michelob Ultra joke
Elizabeth Warren: Michelob Ultra is the club soda of beers.
Stephen Colbert: They’re both f**... close to water.
Michelle Wolf on A Friend's Pregnancy
Michelle Wolf on A Friend's Pregnancy
One of my friends is pregnant. And I'm really excited. Not for the baby but because she's one of my skinniest friends.
Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the "Turnip for what"
She was the First Lady
What did the Michelin Star holding Italian chef call his new restaurant?
Michelin PastaBowl
Michelle Obama has been a great first lady...
.. but Bill Clinton would make an excellent one.
Do you know why Michelle Obama is no longer legally allowed in schools?
Because she has fire-arms.
Why does Michelle Obama wear heels?
So her knuckles don't drag.
