The Best 37 Micheal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Micheal jokes. There are some micheal miguel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these micheal micheal jackson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Micheal Jokes and Puns

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".

Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service...

and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"

A boy asks his dad about God...

He asks, "Is God a boy or a girl?" His father replies, "Well son, God's both." Then he asks, "Is God black or white?" His father once again replies, "Well son, God's both." Then he asks, "Is God alive or dead?" His father replies, "Well son, God's both." Then he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" His father replies, "Well son, God's both." Then the son asks "Wait... is God Micheal Jackson?"

Micheal joke, A boy asks his dad about God...

TIL Micheal Bay's 'Pearl Harbour' made almost $ 200 million...

...I thought that it bombed!

[re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.


What do you call Micheal Jackson masturbating alone?

Interracial

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

Micheal joke, Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

What does Micheal Jordan put on his toast?

Space Jam!

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

There were some complications with the birth of Micheal Phelps' baby...

Every time they brought him out he'd do a flip-turn and go back in.

In light of micheal phelps defeat...

You could say he got schooled

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

At least George Micheal wasn't a liar.

Last Christmas he gave us his heart.

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

Wham!

Eminem is just like Micheal Jackson

Deep down, they are both black

What's Micheal J. Foxes favorite flavor of ice cream?

It doesn't matter. He's just gonna spill it anyway.

Micheal joke, What's Micheal J. Foxes favorite flavor of ice cream?

I can only think of one thing worse than Trump with his finger on the nuclear trigger.

Micheal J Fox with his finger on the nuclear trigger.

Life can be frustrating....

More frustrating than having Micheal J. Fox across the table from you during an Ouija board session.

What do Germans call Micheal Jordans sneakers?

Herr Jordan's AirJordans


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong walked across the moon. Micheal Jackson touches little boys

So j made a joke up

A master chef dies goes to heaven. Immediatly he finds himself in the kitchen doing what he loves. He begins cooking all the foood just like he did when he was alive. Finally he gets a strange order, a steak well done sprinkled with holy water. So he asks whats up with this order.

For Christs steak Micheal.

The Eagles held the record for bestselling album of all time.

That was until Micheal Jackson beat it..

I was helping out George Micheal and Emeril Lagasse, and they decided to repay me by checking me out for breast cancer.

It was a wham bam thank you mammogram.

What's the similarities between Micheal Jackson and Santa Clause?

They both leave children's houses with their sacks empty.

Micheal Jackson is a perfect example of what makes America great.

Only in America could a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman.

Why doesn't Micheal J. Fox own an ice cream shop?

He can only sell shakes.

Anyone can dress as Micheal Jackson

It don't matter if you're black or white

George Micheal you are under arrest for trafficking human organs

Last Christmas someone gave you their heart

Who is Micheal Barrymore's favourite superhero?

Deadpool

Aside from Micheal Jockson

Which other footballer do you know?

What's black and white and has two faces?

Micheal Jackson

Micheal Cohen's latest book wasn't as long as I expected ...(Spoiler)

It abruptly ended at Chapter 11

What was Micheal Jacksons favourite chord to play around with?

A Minor.

What's Micheal Jackson's favourite guitar note?

B-minor

It was bedtime at Micheal Jackson's house

Wade didn't want to go to bed so MJ said ok how about I show you a magic trick first, will you go to bed after?
Wade agreed
They had a shower and sat on the edge of the bed in their gowns.
MJ Said ok now for the magic trick, come here and sit on my lap...
Young Wade sits on his lap.
MJ asks Can you feel my finger sliding up your bottom?
Yes! exclaims wade

Look says MJ wiggling his fingers. No Hands

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one." He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".

Surgeon: "don't worry, Micheal. This is but a small surgery"

Patient: "my name is not Micheal. It's Dan".

Surgeon: "I know. My name is Micheal".

*after 500 surgeries.

Patient: "Doctor, I'm really worried. This is my first surgery".

Surgeon Micheal: "Don't worry. This is my 500th surgery".

Patient: "thanks Doctor. Now I know I'm in good hands".

Doctor Micheal:" yeah, this time it ought to succeed".

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