Micheal Jokes
46 micheal jokes and hilarious micheal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about micheal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Micheal Short Jokes
Short micheal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The micheal humour may include short mick jokes also.
- Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"
- Micheal Jackson and Sean Connery go to a restaurant "Can I take your order?" The waiter asks. "Shamone!" Says Micheal. "Same again, I love fish" says Sean
- The Eagles held the record for bestselling album of all time. That was until Micheal Jackson beat it..
- I can only think of one thing worse than Trump with his finger on the nuclear trigger. Micheal J Fox with his finger on the nuclear trigger.
- I was helping out George Micheal and Emeril Lagasse, and they decided to repay me by checking me out for breast cancer. It was a wham bam thank you mammogram.
- There were some complications with the birth of Micheal Phelps' baby... Every time they brought him out he'd do a flip-turn and go back in.
- Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor? He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.
- Q: What do Bill Buckner and Micheal Jackson have in common?
A: They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason. - Micheal Cohen's latest book wasn't as long as I expected ...(Spoiler) It abruptly ended at Chapter 11
- Life can be frustrating.... More frustrating than having Micheal J. Fox across the table from you during an Ouija board session.
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Micheal One Liners
Which micheal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with micheal? I can suggest the ones about john and michael jackson.
- At least George Micheal wasn't a liar. Last Christmas he gave us his heart.
- What do Germans call Micheal Jordans sneakers? Herr Jordan's AirJordans
- Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer? Because he dosen't have a plot.
- What's black and white and has two faces? Micheal Jackson
- Why doesn't Micheal J. Fox own an ice cream shop? He can only sell shakes.
- In light of micheal phelps defeat... You could say he got schooled
- Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
- Aside from Micheal Jockson Which other footballer do you know?
- Who is Micheal Barrymore's favourite superhero? Deadpool
- Anyone can dress as Micheal Jackson It don't matter if you're black or white
- Slavery was a choice Just look at Micheal Jackson
- What did George Micheal say to the Grim Reaper? I knew you were waiting for me.
- You think this year can't get worse then Wham! George Micheal dies
- Micheal J. Fox made a Twitch account. He doesn't play games, he just sits there.
- what's pink and hard?... Micheal Jackson...still.
Delightful Fun Micheal Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about micheal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make micheal pranks.
Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...
She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".
Surgeon: "don't worry, Micheal. This is but a small surgery"
Patient: "my name is not Micheal. It's Dan".
Surgeon: "I know. My name is Micheal".
*after 500 surgeries.
Patient: "Doctor, I'm really worried. This is my first surgery".
Surgeon Micheal: "Don't worry. This is my 500th surgery".
Patient: "thanks Doctor. Now I know I'm in good hands".
Doctor Micheal:" yeah, this time it ought to succeed".
So j made a joke up
A master chef dies goes to heaven. Immediatly he finds himself in the kitchen doing what he loves. He begins cooking all the foood just like he did when he was alive. Finally he gets a strange order, a steak well done sprinkled with holy water. So he asks whats up with this order.
For Christs steak Micheal.
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What do you call Micheal Jackson m**... alone?
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TIL Micheal Bay's 'Pearl Harbour' made almost $ 200 million...
...I thought that it bombed!
[re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]
Next Year of Christmas
Do you remember George Micheal?
It's been a year it doesn't surprise meee
New job..
Did you guys hear about Micheal J. Fox's new job?
He is the paint mixer at home depot.
No punchline needed.
Did you hear Micheal J Fox got a new job working as James Bond bartender.....
Did you guys see Micheal J. Fox's icebucket challenge?
The water was so cold , he's still shaking.
