Michael Vick Jokes

Funniest Michael Vick Short Jokes

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1. Michael Vick Q. Why does Michael Vick never relapse to killing puppies?
   A. Because he's doing just fine killing the birds.
2. Similarities between Scruff McGruff's police force and Michael Vick? They've both got a dog fighting crime.
3. Why are there no teams named after a dog in the NFL? They would get beaten by Michael Vick
4. The pope gives a speech on materialism and reminds us to think of the children. Next week Michael Vick gives a speech on nonviolence and the importance of animal rights.
5. Did you hear what Michael Vick said about getting back into football? He said that he feels a bit out of it from his years away, but he enjoys watching all of the players fight like dogs.

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Michael Vick One Liners

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1. If all dogs go to heaven... Its going to be real awkward if Michael Vick goes there too.
2. What does Michael Vick do in a plane? Have a dog fight.
3. Why did Michael Vick dogfight? He wanted his labrador to evolve into a kadabrador.
4. what's one place Michael Vick shouldn't be at. the vet
5. If Michael Vick was a Pokemon trainer.... ..he would be a gym leader
6. My grandfather was an ace dog fighter he taught Michael Vick everything he knows!
7. Just heard Michael Vick retired... Doesn't surprise me. He was an old dog anyways.
8. Michael Vick is like a box of chocolates They'll both kill your dog

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