Michael Phelps Jokes

Funniest Michael Phelps Short Jokes

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1. If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.
2. Michael Phelps is officially the winningest Olympian of all
   time. he deserves a medal or something.
3. I am a better swimmer than you'd think. In fact, Michael Phelps and I have 28 Olympic swimming medals combined.
4. What did they say about the guy who stole Michael Phelp's custom-ordered PC? He had a swimmer's build.
5. Trump Tower and Michael Phelps Between Michael Phelps and Trump Tower, it has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of mankind.
6. Michael Phelps will be the flag bearer for the 2016 USA Olympic Team I hope he holds our flag high.
7. What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m? I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
8. THIS JUST IN: Michael Phelps is reportedly joining the rap olympics. They are already calling him swim shady.
9. Did you hear Michael Phelps lost all his Olympic awards? He hasn't won a race yet. I guess you could say the loss of his metal medals meddled his mettle.
10. Michael Phelps won gold again. Sure, 19 gold medals is impressive, but I'm ready to see him go 420.

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Michael Phelps One Liners

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1. Michael Phelps can't play any MMORPG anymore He always gets banned as a gold farmer.
2. Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he's swimming in them!
3. Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend? He is a good breast-stroker.
4. How amazing is Michael Phelps? He's got like a Brazilian Medals.
5. Michael Phelps... ...must have had the fastest baptism ever.
6. How does Michael Phelps stay in shape? Swimfast.
   I made that up, I feel so proud.
7. Michael Phelps used to be American After losing that gold he is AmeriCANT
8. All these Michael Phelps memes coming out today are so funny.... They're just pure gold.
9. Why is Michael Phelps better than h**...? Michael Phelps can actually finish off a race.

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