Michael Jokes

Funniest Michael Short Jokes

Short michael jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The michael humour may include short michael phelps jokes also.

1. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but never uses. Donald Trump has one and uses it. What is it? A surname/last name
2. Someone told me there's a gay guy in my circle of friends... I hope it's Michael. Hes cute.
3. Why does Michael J. Fox make really good milkshakes? Because he's rich and can afford the best ingredients
4. My wife just told me that Michael Nesmith from The Monkees just died. At first, I didn't believe it.
   But then I saw her face.
5. You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots.
6. I really wanted to share a link to Weird Al's 1984 michael jackson parody today but I realized That I can't have my Cake Day and Eat It, too.
7. Michael Jackson should have opened a clothing line for pants. He could have called it Billie Jeans.
   Those prices are THRILLER!
   No one can BEAT IT!
   Kids pants would be half off there.
8. If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.
9. I think I saw Michael J Fox in a garden centre earlier today At least I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias
10. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ? Disney Movies still touch kids

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Michael One Liners

Which michael one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with michael? I can suggest the ones about michael j fox and michael bay.

1. Why cant Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone... Because he's dead
2. Why doesn't Michael Jackson drink coffee? Because he prefers "Tea-hee!"
3. What did they find under Michael Jackson's pillow? Billy's jeans
4. Why is Michael Jackson bad at bowling? Because He's dead.
5. When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
6. Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is dead.
7. I just listened to a Michael Jackson album It was Bad to be honest
8. Just when you think 2016 has finished killing celebrities... WHAM (George Michael)
9. What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess? C4
10. What do you call Michael Bublé's identical twin brother? Michael Dublé! :D
11. Why did Michael Jackson like twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them
12. Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player. He was big in the minors.
13. What is Michael Bay's favorite phone? Note 7
14. What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad.
15. I only have one Michael Jackson album it's Bad

Michael Jackson Jokes

Here is a list of funny michael jackson jokes and even better michael jackson puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
• What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with...
  And the other carries groceries.
• What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson? Harambe got punished for touching little kids.
• Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?
• What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
• I'm going to compete in a marathon dressed as Michael Jackson. I'm not sure which race yet.
• -Mom, is God black or white? \-Both, mother answers
  \-Is he male of female?
  \-Both
  \-Mom, is Michael Jackson God?
• What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
• Why can't Michael Jackson go within 200m of a school? Because he's dead
• I identify as Michael Jackson My pronouns are he/hee

Michael J Fox Jokes

Here is a list of funny michael j fox jokes and even better michael j fox puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• James Bond walks into a bar... James Bond walks into a bar.
  Michael J. Fox is the bartender.
  James Bond says "I'll have a martini."
  He does not need to specify.
• Who is James Bond's favorite bartender? Michael J Fox
• How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox
• What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair? A fidget spinner
• Hey, who did you vote for?... I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!
• I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own.
• Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox.
• No one is more excited for today than Michael J. Fox... He's been shaking with anticipation for the last 25 years.
• Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Nobody can.
• Do you think Michael J Fox....? Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?

George Michael Jokes

Here is a list of funny george michael jokes and even better george michael puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael? Green Eggs and Wham!
• What to watch on TV tonight A few days ago, I was watching George Michael videos. A couple of days ago, it was a Star Wars marathon. Tonight? The Apprentice.
• What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael? A whambulance
• Who knew George Michael's "Last Christmas"... was about the coroner?
• Did you hear about the Mexican George Michael tribute act? He's called Carlos Whisper
• The opposite of George Strait... is George Michaels
• Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
• George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them... Careless Swissper
• On the topic of George Michael... I guess you could say it was his "Last Christmas".
  Too soon?
• George Michael was once a little-known musician, but once he finally hit the charts... Wham! He was a superstar.

Michael Bay Jokes

Here is a list of funny michael bay jokes and even better michael bay puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings
• What does Michael Bay use to tell a story? Explosition.
• What do Michael Bay and a priest offer a young boy? Hollywood and Holy wood respectively.
• Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs? Michael Bay Leaves
• What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient? Michael Bay Leaves.
• George R.R. Martin tweeted that he directed 2016. This year will be Michael Bay... Oh wait that was 2001
• What's a spice with explosive flavor? MICHAEL BAY LEAF
• What do you call a cooking show with not enough explosions? Michael Bay Leaves
• Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy
• I heard there was a video leak from the set of a new Michael Bay movie... It's being filmed at some port in China.

Michael Scott Jokes

Here is a list of funny michael scott jokes and even better michael scott puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet? Toby or not Toby
• What did Michael Scott say when the doctor prescribed him ibuprofen? That's what she NSAID!
• The office is such a good show that sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be led by Michael Scott Maybe that's how America got here
• Michael Scott from "The Office" is opening a bakery. It's called Dunder Muffin.
• Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge? Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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