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- Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but never uses. Donald Trump has one and uses it. What is it? A surname/last name
- Why does Michael J. Fox make really good milkshakes? Because he's rich and can afford the best ingredients
- Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients.
- I think I saw Michael J Fox in a garden centre earlier today At least I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias
- I saw Michael J. Fox in a gardening centre the other day... He had his back to the fuchsia.
- James Bond walks into a bar... James Bond walks into a bar.
Michael J. Fox is the bartender.
James Bond says "I'll have a martini."
He does not need to specify. - how come Michael J. Fox can make such good milkshakes? because he is rich and can afford high quality ingredients!..
- I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre. I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
- Hey, who did you vote for?... I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!
- I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own.
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- What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad.
- Who is James Bond's favorite bartender? Michael J Fox
- How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox
- What do you call Michael J. Fox spinning around in a chair? A fidget spinner
- Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox.
- Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Nobody can.
- Why doesn't Michael J Fox have an Etch-a-Sketch? He's too old to play with toys
- What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
- Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot? Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.
- What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? A parka, son.
- Michael J. Fox asks 007 if he would like a martini. 007 smiles and says yes. The end.
- What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint? Shake N' Bake.
- The only person I want to see do a Harlem Shake video is Michael J. Fox.
- How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease? He just shakes it off.
- Know how to get a lot of head? Give Michael J. Fox a pitcher of beer
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I think I saw Michael J Fox in a gardening centre earlier...
It was hard to tell, he had his back to the Fuchsias.
What were you thinking?
Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
j**... Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?
A riddle for the day
A riddle for the day
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
j**... Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )
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The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!
I don't know about Michael J. Fox...
His last few performances have been kind of shaky.
Michael J. Fox goes on a rollercoaster
Michael J. Fox goes on a rollercoaster. When he gets off, his friend asks him how it went.
He responded: "I couldn't stop shaking!"
How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?
Shaken. Not stirred
Why does Michael J. Fox make the best smoothies?
Because he uses the freshest ingredients.
How does Michael J. Fox like his martinis?
***Seriously?!***
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Dominique Strauss-Khan uses his all the time. What is it?
A last name you pervert.
Did you read Michael J. Fox's book?
It was all over the place...
Michael J Fox called me earlier
but of course he had dialed the wrong number.
Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?
To shake things up on network tv.
What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
The Today show did a segment on Michael J. Fox this morning.
All the pictures were blurry.
I was at a u**... when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...
bad day to wear sandals.
A riddle for today
A riddle for today
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
j**... Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
[The answer is: "A Last Name."
Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!] (/spoiler)
What a polite guy...
I met Michael J Fox the other day. I only gave him a hi-five and he still shook my hand.
Who can't seem to shake off his problems?
Michael J Fox
Michael J Fox got a new restaurant endorsement deal...
Shakey's
What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?
a milkshake
What's Michael J. Fox's favorite ice cream flavor?
It doesn't matter. He's gonna drop it anyways.
Why can't Michael J. Fox have his favorite drink?
Because his favorite drink is a v**... Martini, stirred, not shaken.
James Bond love Michael J. Fox's martinis.
They're shaken, not stirred.
Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently...
He was really shaken up about it.
Why did Meryl Streep?
Because Michael J Fox
What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?
Salt and Pepper.
Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?
Michael J. Fox; he would just shake it off.
What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?
Shake It Off by Tayler Swift
Who beats eggs the best?
Michael J. Fox
I'm so sorry
Michael J. Fox asked James Bond to come over for dinner one night.
Being a polite host, he offered Bond a drink when he arrived. "What'll ya have?" he asked.
"I'll have a Martini," Bond replied.
"How do you want it?" Michael J. Fox asked.
"Shaken, not stirred."
"Oh, thank God."
Michael J Fox's acting career has been a little shaky as of late...
Credit to u/Cha0s141999
Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?
Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet
He'd have "valet Parkinson's" disease
Why are Michael J. Fox's milkshakes the best?
He uses the best ingredients
Stay classy ;)
What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?
He Park in son's space
Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards!
I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger
No one is more excited for today than Michael J. Fox...
He's been shaking with anticipation for the last 25 years.
What's black and all over the place?
Michael J Fox's signature.
What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?
"Watch the Parking son."
How does Michael J Fox stop his bad dreams?
He shakes himself awake.
Did you hear the director planned to film two sequels simultaneously for the Michael J Fox 1980's time travel comedy?
He planned to make back-to-back back to the 'Back to the Future' future features!
Michael J Fox's favourite southern band
Alabama Shakes
Michael J. Fox was in a car c**......
...a bystander ran up to check if he was ok. "Yeah..." Michael said "I'm just a little shaken up"
Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?
He got the shakes instead.
I added Michael J Fox as a friend on Instagram...
He likes every single one of my photos.
Do you think Michael J Fox....?
Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?
If Michael J Fox lived in Colorado,
Do you think his nickname would be Shake N' Bake?
Things Michael J. Fox would be good at
Grating Parmesan cheese.
I once shook hands with Michael J Fox
He seemed pretty offended, but in my defense, the room was cold.
How frustrated was I when I found out Nike only made 89 Back To The Future Shoes?
About as frustrated as Michael J Fox trying to use an Etch A Sketch.
Michael J Fox recently went to Naples.
A bystander noticed him and said to another, "Hey look, that guy's got a stammer!"
I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox...
...but his latest performances have been a little shaky.
Where's Michael J. Fox's favorite place to eat?
Steak 'n Shake
I heard Michael J. Fox is getting his own cooking show...
The show is called, "Shake and Bake".
Michael J. Fox is great at making martinis..
..but terrible at stealing tambourines.
Michael J Fox was arrested for shoplifting yesterday
Serves him right, trying to steal that tambourine
I carpool with Michael. J. Fox. Whenever he drives, I feel like royalty.
By royalty, I mean Princess Diana.
I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre today
I could tell it was him because he had his back to the fuchsias.
What is Michael J. Fox's archenemy?
An Etch-A-Sketch.
Michael J Fox misplaced his favorite CD
He just can't find The Cure.
I saw Michael J Fox out at a fundraiser and I went to shake his hand
But it was already shaking
Good thing that Michael J. Fox doesn't also suffer from Hayfever.
He's married to Tracy Pollan.
What gets smaller and smaller while it sits in a corner?
Michael J Fox holding a cheese grater
