Michael Bay Jokes

Funniest Michael Bay Short Jokes

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1. Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs? Michael Bay Leaves
2. George R.R. Martin tweeted that he directed 2016. This year will be Michael Bay... Oh wait that was 2001
3. Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy
4. I heard there was a video leak from the set of a new Michael Bay movie... It's being filmed at some port in China.
5. Living in New York City I don't think I can live in New York until Michael Bay dies...I couldn't stand living in a summer blockbuster year after year.

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Michael Bay One Liners

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1. What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess? C4
2. What is Michael Bay's favorite phone? Note 7
3. When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings
4. What does Michael Bay use to tell a story? Explosition.
5. What do Michael Bay and a priest offer a young boy? Hollywood and Holy wood respectively.
6. What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient? Michael Bay Leaves.
7. What's a spice with explosive flavor? MICHAEL BAY LEAF
8. What do you call a cooking show with not enough explosions? Michael Bay Leaves
9. I watched a Michael Bay movie today... And it kind of blew my mind.
10. If Michael Bay continues to direct Transformers.... It'll become Transfuture
11. Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge? Cause Tony Scott did it first.
12. Who is 'N Sync's favourite film maker? Michael Bay Bay Bay
13. What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie? Kabamouflage
14. TIL Michael Bay refuses to use an iPhone. He only calls people from a Bay Phone.
15. What is Michael Bay's favorite substance? c**.... he blows it many times.

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