Michae Jokes
82 michae jokes and hilarious michae puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about michae that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Michae Jokes With Friends
Hilarious Michae Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What is a good michae joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I don't think Michael Jackson would make for a good documentary
He'd make a better thriller
Michael Phelps is officially the winningest Olympian of all
time.
he deserves a medal or something.
Why can't michael jackson play chess?
Because he is dead.
Michael Vick
Q. Why does michael vick never relapse to killing puppies?
A. Because he's doing just fine killing the birds.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Why doesn't Michael J Fox have an Etch-a-Sketch?
He's too old to play with toys
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
He ate a 10 year old wiener.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?
A-minor
How did michael hutchence take his drugs?
Inxs
I only have one Michael Jackson album
it's Bad
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Why did Michael Sam, the first openly gay NFL player, say he doesn't shop at Sports Authority?
Because he prefers d**...'s.
A Michael Sam joke
After being drafted by the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic because it's the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams. - Conan O'brien
What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?
Nata-LEE-HEE!
How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar?
They both come in little cans.
Michael Brown's family just wants their voices to be heard.
They are tired of being shot down.
Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his.
What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?
C4
Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?
Nobody can.
What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?
Just beet it
What does Michael Bay use to tell a story?
Explosition.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?
They both came in a little behind.
Share These Michae Jokes With Friends
