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I don't think Michael Jackson would make for a good documentary
He'd make a better thriller
Who was Michael Jackson?
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: He's both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: He's both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: He's both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Michael Phelps is officially the winningest Olympian of all
time.
he deserves a medal or something.
First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong....
The world is running out of moonwalkers
Why can't michael jackson play chess?
Because he is dead.
Michael Vick
Q. Why does michael vick never relapse to killing puppies?
A. Because he's doing just fine killing the birds.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Why doesn't Michael J Fox have an Etch-a-Sketch?
He's too old to play with toys
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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
He ate a 10 year old wiener.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?
A-minor
How did michael hutchence take his drugs?
Inxs
I only have one Michael Jackson album
it's Bad
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Why did Michael Sam, the first openly gay NFL player, say he doesn't shop at Sports Authority?
Because he prefers d**...'s.
A Michael Sam joke
After being drafted by the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic because it's the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams. - Conan O'brien
Michael Jordan tried escaping his nickname in Germany...
but they still called him Herr Jordan.
Michael Jackson Joke #4543762
Michael Jackson tried killing himself Sunday morning
by jumping off his boat.
The coast guard found him last night, bobbing up and down
on a small buoy.
What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?
Nata-LEE-HEE!
How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar?
They both come in little cans.
Michael Brown's family just wants their voices to be heard.
They are tired of being shot down.
Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his.
What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?
C4
Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?
Nobody can.
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Mich One Liners
Which mich one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mich? I can suggest the ones about ounce and .
- Mich grabbed his Meat. Sam grabbed her buns... The made little sam'miches together. <3
- What did h**... say to the Black Jew? ja, ja, arsch f**... mich härter, gestüt
