Following is our collection of funny Mic jokes. There are some mic intercom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mic turbulence puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Just goes to show, never book a judge by his cover.
Then he suddenly starts screaming while still on the mic, OH MY GOD! IT IS BURNING!!, IT IS BURNING!
Then silence.
A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, I'm terribly sorry about what happened. I spilled some scorching hot coffee on my lap...you should see my pants!!
A voice from the back of the plane yelled, Why don't you come here and see ours?
Because it had a bad driver!
*drops mic*
I'll return
Which side of the mic the depressed people are on.
Captain sets for take off and we are 35000 feet in the air, the captain then sets his mic down but forgets to turn it off.
The captain turns to the co-pilot and says "all I could use right now is a blow job and a cup of coffee".
The stewardess starts running from the back of the plane to tell the captain he still has his mic on.
A guy in the back of the plane screams out "hey hun, don't forget the coffee!".
She turned to the man next to her and asked if he would say a few words.
Certainly , he says and walks up to the mic
A few words the man says before sitting back down
That's exactly what I needed to hear says the woman.
A man sitting behind her leans forward and asks, Do you mind if I say a word?
Not at all she replies
He stands, walks forward and clears his throat.
Bargain he says before returning to his seat
Thanks , says the woman, that means a great deal
Another man then takes the mic and simply says many .
Thank you, that means a lot says the woman
Apparently it was too soon
Budapest
While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted
" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "
Speaker dropped the mic.
He then mentions to his copilot : "I am dating that cute air hostess. After we land , we will go to the hotel and bang. "
The air hostess after hearing this runs towards the front of the plane at full speed to tell the pilot to turn off the mic and hits a blind man's stick and falls down.
The guy sitting on the other side says : "Why are you in such a hurry , we haven't even landed yet! "
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One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.
So I'm on a plane flying from New York to LA and the pilot gives his "now free to move about the cabin" message, only he forgets to turn off the mic, so the entire plane hears him when he turns to the copilot and says "Man I could really use a coffee and a blow job." The flight attendant runs to the cockpit to tell the pilot the mic was on, so I yell out "Hey honey, don't forget the coffee!"
Aa boy, not much older than 12 or 13, comes up to the mic and says
"Ice, ice, icicle".
"Pop, pop, popsicle".
"Test," and the crowd stares in horror as the inevitable is going to happen.
"Test, testing one two three"
*drops mic*
He proceeds to bring the house down.
An audio technician is on stage at an open mic night in a comedy club.
He seems to be absolutely crushing the audience with witty and outrageous jokes.
At the end of his time he gets to do a mic drop.
That was the last night he ever did comedy.
The feedback ruined it.
The date is 20 January 2017. Donald Trump has just been sworn in as President. He walks to the mic for his inauguration speech. He looks at Obama and says "You're Fired"
Because he wanted to make a difference.
My first original, time for open mic!
So he wont have Troubleshooting
Prosecutor: "Did you commit the murder?"
Accused: "No"
Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalty is for perjury!?"
Accused *leans into mic* : "Much less than murder."
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She had to buy a duet yourself kit...
*-drops mic-*
*-mike jumps up and promptly kicks hatter in the shin-*
Guess one of 'em was a minor.
I was playing an Online game with a friend and he went afk, he came back a few seconds later and over the mic he said "Sorry, that was my wife, she brought me a snack". I said "I really wish I had one of those". My friend said "yeah, having a wife is pretty nifty" to which I replied "No, I was talking about the snack."
I personally think it was Mia Khalifa.
...it'd be called "The Third Mic".
Tay moves away from the mic to breathe in.
She can outrun her brothers...
*mic drop* "I'm out..."
"Yeah" he said "Its got something to do with surgery."
Thanks for the feedback.
ME: Do I swipe the whole card or...
*[seductively inserts chip]*
Just the tip?
CASHIER: *[into mic]* Security
I'm sure she'll forgive me... eventually.... Hit me!
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE
*drops mic*
In his opening joke, he makes fun of other people with stammers. A guy from the audience shouts, "You can't make fun of disabilities even if you have one!" The comedian replies, "Did I f-fucking s-s-stutter?"
Heavy Drizzle.
You try to go at least once a week and leave feeling really bad about yourself.
Good morning and thank for coming, everyone
*leans into hidden mic* Just like I do!
A Boom Boom mic
Not a single one of them involves a dope beat and a mic to blaze.
Long Gone Silver...
/drops mic
A shotgun mic!
Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*
They take their time setting up. The front man speaks into the mic and announces to the audience 'we are The Indian Givers'
Then they all walk straight back off the stage.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mic stewardess jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working mic subwoofer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.