Mic Drop Jokes
22 mic drop jokes and hilarious mic drop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mic drop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mic Drop Short Jokes
Short mic drop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mic drop humour may include short drop the mic jokes also.
- Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10? BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE
*drops mic* - What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)? Long Gone Silver...
/drops mic - Heaviest element Scientists discovered something heavier than Uranium, Your mum.
Drop the mic - I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer c**...? Because it had a bad driver!
*drops mic* - How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a v**...? She can outrun her brothers...
*mic drop* "I'm out..."
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Mic Drop One Liners
Which mic drop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mic drop? I can suggest the ones about bomb dropped and cough drop.
- Isaac Newton: "Gravity exists" *drops mic*
- What did one fetus say to the other? Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*
- Tumblr. *drops mic, loud burst of feedback*
- How did Gandalf die? From a staph infection *mic drop*
- If I'm so clumsy, explain how I can carry all this recording equipment. *Drops mic*
- What do you call an athletic hater? A.... race-ist...
*Drops Mic... - Did you hear about the clumsy MC? He dropped the mic
Mic Drop Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about mic drop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dropping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mic drop pranks.
A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar
While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted
" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "
Speaker dropped the mic.
An audio technician becomes a comedian
An audio technician is on stage at an open mic night in a comedy club.
He seems to be absolutely crushing the audience with witty and outrageous jokes.
At the end of his time he gets to do a mic drop.
That was the last night he ever did comedy.
The feedback ruined it.
It's quiet...too quiet...
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She had to buy a duet yourself kit...
*-drops mic-*
*-mike jumps up and promptly kicks hatter in the shin-*
A pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take-off...
"Thank you for flying with us this morning.
The weather is....."
Then suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the mic, "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! IT'S BURNING!!!"
A ghostly silence reigned.
He gets back on the microphone and says, "I sincerely apologize for the incident, but I just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap.. you should see my pants!"
One passenger shouts back, "WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE AND SEE OURS!!!"