Miami Dolphin Jokes
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The Miami Dolphins....
Even though the Miami Dolphins traded down in the draft...
They still got the highest pick.
A cop sees a boy in Miami walking down the street alone...
So the cop asks him where he is going. The little boy tells the cop that he is running away because his parents have split up. The cop says, "Come on, get in my car and I'll take you home to your mom."
The little boy cries out, "Oh no, please don't! My mom beats me!"
The cop then says, "Alright, I'll take you to your dad then.
Once again, the little boy refuses, "No, my dad beats me too!"
The cop is at a loss of what to do so he asks the boy, "Alright, well where should I take you then?"
The little boy thinks for a moment and then replies, "Take me to Dolphin Statium, I know they don't beat anybody!"
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