Mia Jokes

Funniest Mia Short Jokes

Short mia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mia humour may include short stark jokes also.

1. What's the difference between Mia Khalifa and Chelsea? Mia Khalifa can handle 10 men at home.
2. Most people would say that Eminem, Jay-Z, or Andre 3000 spit the hardest on the mic... I personally think it was Mia Khalifa.
3. Air Hostess with a tag. Air Hostess had name tag on her chest, naming her Mia.
   Guy: Beautiful name.
   Air hostess: Thanks.
   Guy: Didn't you name the other one?
4. Every time I hear ANOTHER person talking about that new Mamma Mia film I think... ...here we go again
5. My girlfriend asked me who Mia Khalifa was. I said,
   "Uh... just some celebrity who had her 5 minutes of fame. She was only popular for like 18 months.
   In fact, I think it was 'Barely 18' months."
6. The difference between Pitbull and Mia Khalifa is Pitbull: Yooo Yoooo
   Mia Khalifa :Yeaaa Yeeaaa
7. Every now and then I'll get ABBA stuck in my head... And I'll think to myself,
   "Mama Mia, here I go again"
8. The NFL had to reschedule the week 1 game of TB @ MIA. Apparently, it was going to be a blowout.
9. "Who is Mia Khalifa"? A singer, yeah, A singer who sings like "aah, aah", "oh-yes" and such.
10. When did Mia realize that she had a daughter? After watching Mamma Mia

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Mia One Liners

Which mia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mia? I can suggest the ones about tony and franchise.

1. What do Italians say when their mother gets lost during a war? Mama MIA.
2. What is Mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel? BBC News
3. So I heard a new Mama Mia movie was coming out. Oh boy, here we go again.
4. What's the name of Mario and Lugi's mother? Mia.
5. What's a neckbeard's favourite abba song? M'ma mia
6. Superior Officer: I'm sorry ma'am but your husband is MIA Wife: that's fine I'm bi
7. My mother went missing in Vietnam during the war... Momma MIA!
8. Where did Miami International Airport go? It went MIA
9. Who is King Tut's favorite actress? Mia Farrow
10. An Australian guy was playing mama mia on a didgeridoo, I thought. That's "Aboriginal"
11. What does an Italian boy say to his mum when he gets home from school? Mamma Mia.
12. Who are the two deadliest women? MiA and KiA.
13. Mamma Mia 2 is really loud You can hear the songs Fer-nandos
14. I tried googling Wiz Khalifa ... But all I found was MIa Khalifa peeing .
15. Why doesn't Miami have an airport? Because it's MIA.

Cheerful Mia Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about mia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mia pranks.