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Discover the funniest jokes about Mexico City, immigrants and Mexican culture. Laugh at the silly jokes that poke fun at traditional customs and ciudad life. Enjoy a lighthearted look at Mexican culture!

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Short mexico jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mexico humour may include short immigrants jokes also.

  1. Trump's wall will cost 21.6 billion, Nasa's budget is only 19 billion Probably because Mexico has more aliens
  2. A plane carrying Donald Trump made an emergency landing in New Orleans after alleged engine failure over the Gulf of Mexico. Turns out there was just a loud whine coming from the right wing.
  3. My friend's girlfriend is pregnant, and he is thinking of a name for the past few weeks. Finally he decided on Carlos and ran away to Mexico.
  4. They should send Hillary Clinton to the U.S. Mexico border Since no one can get over her...
  5. Swimming in the Ocean I while back I was sitting on a beach in Mexico watching this guy in the ocean screaming "HELP shark, HELP!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
  6. Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!
  7. People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump.
  8. Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country.
  9. My girlfriend got pregnant, so I've been thinking about a name for over two weeks I chose Carlos and escaped to Mexico
  10. Justin Bieber has been kidnapped! They want $100 million and a charter plane to Mexico or else they will release him.

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Mexico One Liners

Which mexico one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mexico? I can suggest the ones about border and new mexico.

  1. What borders stupidity? Mexico & Canada
  2. Mexico called. They are willing to pay for the wall now.
  3. 2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico
    silver - Mexico
    Bronze - Mexico
  4. in mexico, we don't say "I love you" cause we dont speak english.
  5. Why did I quit my job in Mexico? It didn't peso well.
  6. 2 cars had a head-on collision in Mexico today.. 34 people died.
  7. After yesterday's events Mexico has agreed to pay for the wall and Canada wants one too.
  8. What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico? The Juan percent.
  9. TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico The child calls him his "PaDre"
  10. What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross-country
  11. What's Mexico's national sport? Cross-country
  12. Did you guys hear about the 4 car accident in Mexico? ...94 people died.
  13. What is the most popular novel in Mexico? Tequila mocking bird
  14. What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico

    (German Joke)
  15. What's the most popular sport in Mexico? Cross-country.

Mexico Border Jokes

Here is a list of funny mexico border jokes and even better mexico border puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who could jump, run, and swim have already crossed the border.
  • Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games? Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
  • What borders on insanity? Canada and Mexico
  • What borders on stupidity? Canada and Mexico.
    (Stolen from a German friend on FB where it's apparently making the rounds...)
  • why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border
  • What borders obesity? Mexico and Canada
  • Mexico is starting to build a wall They're worried about the Americans crossing the border when Trump is elected.
  • Apparently, Canada has the world's thickest border... With Mexico.
  • An American got busted at the border for trying to smuggle two donkeys into Mexico. It was an assassination attempt.
  • Why doesn't Mexico perform well in the Olympics? Because anyone who can swim, jump, climb, or sprint is already over the border.

New Mexico Jokes

Here is a list of funny new mexico jokes and even better new mexico puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Two major banks from Mexico and America are merging next month They're calling the new company CapitalJuan
  • Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.
  • Have you heard about the new emo-punk band taking Mexico by storm? They're called *Hispanic! At the disco*.
  • A man in New Mexico asked a farmer if he had any local chili peppers for sale. Unfortunately, the farmer said he had 99 poblanos but a Hatch ain't one.
  • The state of New Mexico.. When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?
    it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens?
  • The FBI closed the National Solar Observatory monitoring the sun in New Mexico. It has been repositioned to monitor Uranus.
  • In 2018 I've had a horrible relationship with autocorrect. But hey...
    New Year, New Mexico
  • Why did the bird poacher get arrested in New Mexico? Because he took a wrong tern in Albuquerque.
  • 2pac has been spotted in Mexico, performing under a brand new stage name... 2paco
  • Have you heard about the new hiphop genre from Mexico? Its called gangstawrap
Mexico joke, Have you heard about the new hiphop genre from Mexico?

Mexico City Jokes

Here is a list of funny mexico city jokes and even better mexico city puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the city say to its father before it left for Mexico? Ciudad
  • Parked my car in Mexico City last night. Came out in the morning to find a gang of kids had come and stolen all the parts off it. Jesus took the wheel.
  • I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City. Adios Omegas.
  • Did you check the weather for Mexico City? It's chili today and hot tamale.
  • What does Fozzie Bear have to say about a particular city in southwestern Mexico? Oaxaca waka!
  • Question and Answer Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
    A: It did $100 million worth of improvements
  • The Paralympic World Championships in Mexico City has been postponed It's been crippled by an earthquake.
  • What Mexico City say to his dad before he went to college? Ciudad
  • They had to move the Rams V Chiefs game from Mexico City to LA due to poor field conditions They should have seen it coming since all the good Mexican landscapers are in the U.S.
  • How do you say shook in Spanish? I don't know but I bet anyone in Mexico City could tell you

Gulf Of Mexico Jokes

Here is a list of funny gulf of mexico jokes and even better gulf of mexico puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • [US] Mexican Submarine Destroyed in the Gulf of Mexico Oops wrong sub
  • Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.
  • They ask a white supremacist if we should change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of US . . . He replies: I don't care, as long as it's Not Sea ...
  • What do you call the worlds most famous oil painting? The Gulf Of Mexico.
  • Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma s**....
  • Why doesn't Texas drift off into the Gulf of Mexico? Cuz OU s**...
Mexico joke, Why doesn't Texas drift off into the Gulf of Mexico?

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Hilarious Fun Mexico Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about mexico you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mexico city jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mexico prank.

Large tsunami hits Mexico - 300k were killed...

...Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans.

The chief of a tribe in Mexico dies.

His son is now the chief. Since he never learned the ways of his forefathers to predict winters, when he gets asked what should the tribe do, he just tells them to collect firewood. He then goes to the National Weather Station in Mexico and asks them how bad winter is going to be. They tell him; "It looks like it will be pretty bad". Shocked, he goes back to his tribe and tells them to gather more firewood. He goes back to the weather station and asks them again if winter will be bad. They answer, "It is going to be one of the worst winters in a decade." The Chief goes back to the village and tells them to gather more firewood. Then he goes for a third time to the weather station and asks them again, "will the winter be bad?" They respond, "It will be the worst winter in a century." The chief asks them, "How do you know winter will be bad?" They answer, "Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!"

so dumb...

I knew a guy who was so dumb, he thought manual labor was the president of Mexico.

Why does Mexico never get any Olympic medals?

Because any Mexican who can run, jump, or swim is in America already

A jew and a mexican are talking...

The jew says, "lemme ask you something, are theres jews in mexico?"
The mexican replies "oh yes my friend, plenty of jews...apple jews, orange jews, and tomato jews."

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died.
What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool?
Coco puffs.

Racial jokes (if you're offended by these, then just deal with it)

- Why did the Jews wonder in the desert for 40 years? Because somebody dropped a quarter.
- What do you call a black guy with a new bike? A thief.
- Why doesn't Mexico have an oplymics team? Because America already has all of their good runners, swimmers,and climbers.


A boy goes on holiday to Mexico and texts his mate saying "Weather out here is just like your mother, 36 and hot"

His mate replies "Weather back here is just like your sister, 16 and wet"

What's the difference between an American tourist in Mexico and a spanking?

A spanking rattles the buns, and an American tourist in Mexico battles the runs

A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl......

A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his p**..., and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The r**... girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says:
'In America we have so many i**... aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

Three men are on a boat back to North America...

A Mexican, an American, and a Canadian are all heading back to their home countries after going on a vacation in Europe. Suddenly the boat starts to sink. The Canadian says, "The boat is too heavy, we need to get rid of some stuff." The Mexican says, "We already have too many of these in Mexico!" and he throws the tacos out of the boat. The Canadian says, "We already have too many of these in Canada!" and he throws all the maple syrup off the boat. The American says, "We already have too many of these in America!" and he throws the Mexican off the boat.
*apoligies for racism, I am not a racist person*

Did you guys hear about the m**... who stole a train in Mexico?

They say he had a loco motive.

4-way car c**... reported in Mexico City.

86 confirmed dead.

Why don't they teach s**... ed and drivers ed at the same time in Mexico?

Because it's too hard on the donkey.

My friend said to me, "Whenever a World Cup game is on, let's eat something to do with that team for dinner that night."

Mexico was on, we had burritos.
Japan was on, we had sushi.
USA was on, we had burgers.
Italy was on, we had pizza.
Tuesday is England, so we're going out.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

why dont they have drivers ed and s**... ed on the same day in mexico?

it's too hard on the donkey

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Lazy vultures

Two lazy vultures had procrastinated on flying south for the winter until the first frost hit, then they got worried. "We better catch an airplane to Mexico, lets go to the airport!" So they take off down the road, and as luck would have it, they come across two dead road-killed opossums, that had started to get nice and smelly, just like vultures like them. "What luck, we better take these with us, I heard the airlines don't offer meals on the flight anymore." So they each grab a dead opossum, tuck it under their wing, and head on to the terminal. They walk up to the ticket counter and tell they lady "We'd like two tickets to Cancun, please."
"Very well," she says, "Will you be checking any bags?"
"No," say the vultures, holding up the dead opossum carcasses, "we only have carrion."

Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico?

200 people died.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man, a black man, and a white man...

Are standing by the edge of a cliff. The Chinese guy says," This is for all my ninjas back in China." and he jumps off the cliff. The Mexican guy says," This is for all my amigos back in Mexico." and jumps off the cliff. Then, the black guy says," This is for all my brothas back in Brooklyn." and pushes the white guy off the cliff.

Why does mexico never win the Olympics?

because all the fastest runners, jumpers, and swimmers make it to the US.

Remember when...

... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now...

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why do they have s**... ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico?

Because they need to give the donkey a break.

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of esé's

There was an accident involving 2 cars in mexico

17 people were injured.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

I heard a crazy train engineer in Mexico killed a bunch of people last week.

Yeah. He had a loco motive.

Mexico was pretty livid when Donald Trump announced his plan to build a wall along the southern border of the United States...

...But once it's erected and complete, I'm sure they'll manage to get over it.

What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPÑOL

An American, a Brit and a Mexican are sitting in a helicopter.

The Brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!"
The Mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!"
The American proceeds to throw the Mexican out of the helicopter.
"Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the Brit.
The American turns around. "He killed my wife."

Back in the day...

...cars were made in Flint and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico...

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

Trump didn't lie when he said Mexico was going to pay for the wall...

by securing his win, Mexico will start building to keep the Americans out of their country.

[Politics] i**... immigrants are lucky

The government is helping them escape the US
...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S.

Jesus walks into a bar

The barman looks up and asks "We don't serve wine here"
Jesus looks at him quizzically and goes to look for a Spanish translator because he had just immigrated from Mexico and English was not his first language.

Who's Going to Pay For the Wall?

Mexico
Mexic
Mexi
Mex
Me

Instead of a wall we should put up a giant mirror

So when Mexicans try to cross they will read "welcome to Mexico" and turn around.

captain mexico

Always trying to take captain america's job.

There was a major car pileup in Mexico

Luckily, no Juan was hurt.

Jose and the Game.

Jose snuck across the border to America from Mexico and wanted to go a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience:
"What happened?" asked his family.
"Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me and said, "Jose, can you see?"

Depression in Mexico

There are been a sharp increase in depression in Mexico since Trump got into office on the platform of building a wall between the two countries.
Leading mental health experts have said that sadly many Mexicans will never get over it.

What's the difference between church and mexico?

At church you get touched by god, in Mexico you get touched by jesus

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because very one who can run, jump, climb, or swim is already in the US.

Leon Trotsky asks a travel agent if they have any hotel rooms in Mexico.

The travel agent responded by saying that Mexico would be a very ice pick.

A man named Jose has just moved from Mexico to the US

and he wants to do something very American so he decides to go to a baseball game.
Unfortunately, the game is completely sold out. However, the cashier says there is one seat available if Jose is willing to sit atop the flag pole. He agrees.
Finding the pole, Jose climbs to the top and takes a seat.
The game is about to begin when a voice comes over the loudspeaker and says "Please rise for the National Anthem". Everyone in the stadium stands up, turns to Jose, puts their hands over their hearts, and sings
"O-OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE..."
Jose yells back "YES THANK YOU"

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because all their good runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America

What would you get if Canada had a kid with Mexico?

Juantario

I once tried driving to Mexico to steal a couple pet dolphins.

But I was arrested for trying to enter the country for i**... porpoises.

Why does Mexico never hold the olympics?

Everyone that can run, jump, and swim are already out of the country.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that could run, jump, or swim are in the U.S

A friend from Mexico recently moved up to Wisconsin with me

Naturally, one of the first places we went was a cheese shop. He was being all tentative, only considering purchasing a small block of cheddar. He's never going to fit like that.
I said to him, Jesus, take the wheel.

Why didn't Jesus play hockey?

Because soccer and baseball are much more popular in Mexico.

What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico?

A loco-motive.

I've been very anxious about being mugged while on holiday in mexico, so I've been taking v**... to calm my nerves.

So far I haven't had any Hispanic attacks.

Mexico joke, I've been very anxious about being mugged while on holiday in mexico, so I've been taking v**... to

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