Mexico City Jokes

20 mexico city jokes and hilarious mexico city puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mexico city that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mexico City Short Jokes

Short mexico city jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mexico city humour may include short mexico border jokes also.

  1. Parked my car in Mexico City last night. Came out in the morning to find a gang of kids had come and stolen all the parts off it. Jesus took the wheel.
  2. What does Fozzie Bear have to say about a particular city in southwestern Mexico? Oaxaca waka!
  3. Question and Answer Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
    A: It did $100 million worth of improvements
  4. The Paralympic World Championships in Mexico City has been postponed It's been crippled by an earthquake.
  5. They had to move the Rams V Chiefs game from Mexico City to LA due to poor field conditions They should have seen it coming since all the good Mexican landscapers are in the U.S.
  6. How do you say shook in Spanish? I don't know but I bet anyone in Mexico City could tell you
  7. A packet of soy sauce walks into a cantina in Mexico City... And tells the bartender, "Yo Soy Salsa"

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Mexico City One Liners

Which mexico city one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mexico city? I can suggest the ones about mexican border and mexican people.

  1. What did the city say to its father before it left for Mexico? Ciudad
  2. I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City. Adios Omegas.
  3. Did you check the weather for Mexico City? It's chili today and hot tamale.
  4. What Mexico City say to his dad before he went to college? Ciudad
  5. 4-way car c**... reported in Mexico City. 86 confirmed dead.

Mexico City Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about mexico city you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mexican girl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mexico city pranks.

In china, they invented a machine that can capture thieves

They tested out the machine in china for a week and they caught 2 thieves. The following week the russians decided to test this machine in Moscow, they caught 10 thieves. Seeing the machine's success, the Mexican government wanted to try this in the City of Mexico, they caught 400 thieves. Then the Americans caught interest and decided to test the machine in Detroit... They stole the machine

Jesus, a local atheist, and a Christian lady walk into a bar

in Mexico City. Jesus and the Christian lady ended up having a heated conversation about religion, which made many of the other patrons quite uncomfortable.

Most people don't know that back in 1912...

Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.
Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.
The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate ("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning.
It's known, of course, as... Sinko De Mayo.