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- Yo mama's like a brick..... dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
- Guys I think Trump's immigration policies just might work. China built a wall and they have like, no Mexicans.
- Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
- I don't understand how do people steal jobs Like I've never seen a Mexican walking in a restaurant and be like ay gimme the dishes .
- Did you hear about the Mexican dude who liked to kill trains? They said he had loco-motives.
- How to not be racist Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!
- How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan.
*SPOILER* - For those who dont get it, if u say "juan" in spanish, it sounds like "one" in english. - Being a white boxer is like being a Republican No matter how hard you try, you will always lose because of the Mexicans
- Do not be racist Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
- Why do Mexican students act like they own the school? Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
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Mexicans Be Like One Liners
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- What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids? A pedrophile.
- Last night I made some fish tacos. Turns out they don't like Mexican food.
- Your mother is like a brick Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans
- Your mom is like a pile of bricks. Constantly getting laid by Mexicans.
- What do you call a Mexican person who likes anime? An otaco.
- A mexican serial killer hides his victim's feet in the ground. He likes to burritos.
- I saw two Mexicans playing Basketball today... It looked like a Juan on Juan.
- Why do philosophers like Mexican gangs? They have a lot of essays
- Why did Sherlok Holmes like the Mexican restaurant? It gave him good case ideas.
- What time does a Mexican artist who likes drawing watches start? tres a clock.
- What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person? A Juan-a-be
- Mexicans cats are attacking my home! Looks like a "Gato raid"
- I think my Mexican friends like me They've nicknamed me Cool Arrow 😎😎😎
- How many Mexican boys names are there that sound like numbers? Just Juan
- Why do Mexicans have warm drinks? They don't like them with ICE.
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A Sailor stands at the bar having a drink, swaying back and forth.
A Mexican man notices this, approaches the sailor and asks him'
"Ey, Mang, why you move'n back n' forth like that?"
The sailor responds "Well, I spend the past 20 years on a Naval ship at sea. I suppose my body just got used to motion"
The Mexican man replies "Okay mang, but I got thirteen kids, you don't see me a walkin' like this" (Swinging hips back and forth)
A Mexican boy and his grandmother were making enchiladas....
A Mexican boy and his grandmother were making enchiladas when the boy grabbed some flour and smeared it on his face and said "Grandma look! I'm a white boy!". The grandmother immediately slapped him and said "Go talk to your mother!". The boy finds his mother in the garden and says "Mama look! I'm a white boy!". The mother slaps him and says "Go show your father!". The boy finds his dad in the garage and says "Papa look! I'm a white boy!" The father slaps him and says "Go talk to your grandmother!". The boy sulks back to his grandmother and she says "Well? What have you learned?". The boy replies "I've been white for only 5 minutes and I don't like you either!"
A Polish Joke
A man walks up to a counter and says to the clerk, "Sir, give me your finest polish sausage!"
The man looks back at him confused. He then asks, "Sir, are you by any chance Polish?"
The first man looks back at him shocked and appalled. "How dare you assume I'm polish just because I asked for polish sausage! If I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I had asked for spaghetti, would you have assumed I was Italian? I can't believe you would assume something like that!"
The clerk looks back at him and says, "No sir, I assumed you were Polish because this is a hardware store."
I love how they put Mexican translations on c**... wrappers
Like they use condoms anyway
Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .. every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage ? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree !"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it ? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush...."
An Italian, A Mexican, and A r**...
They were all sitting on top of the sky scraper they were helping build about to eat lunch.
The Italian opens his lunch box and says "d**..., spaghetti again! I swear if I get spaghetti again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off here and kill myself!"
The Mexican opens his lunch box and says "d**..., tacos again! I swear if I get tacos again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off here and kill myself!
The r**... opens his lunch box and says "d**..., Baloney and Cheese again! I swear if I get Baloney and Cheese again tomorrow I'm gonna jump off here and kill myself!"
The next day at lunch, they all get the same things and they all kill themselves.
All three funerals were held together.
The Italians wife says "If I had only made him something besides spaghetti he'd still be with me!"
The Mexicans wife says "If I had only made him something besides tacos he'd still be with me!"
The r**... wife says "well I wish I could say something like that but he packs his own lunch..."
Crossing the street
A momma duck and her baby are waiting to cross a street with a momma skunk and her baby.
The mother duck offers to walk out first, to make sure the street is safe to cross. Not half-way across, she is hit by a car,and dies.
"Oh no!" says the baby duck, "My mommy died! I don't know who I am anymore..."
The mother skunk looks at him and says "Well, you look like a duck, sound like a duck, and smell like a duck. So, you must be a duck!"
Then the mother skunk offers to walk out into the street to make sure it's safe. Just like the duck, she is killed about half-way across.
The baby skunk says "Oh no! My mommy died! I don't know who I am anymore..."
The baby duck looks at him and says "Well, you're not white, you're not black, and you smell kind of funny. So, you must be a Mexican."
Racist Lifeguard Jokes
Racist joke time
**How many black people can you fit in a pool?**
Depends, how deep is the pool?
**How many mexicans can you fit in a pool?**
Well I tried to count but the water got too murky.
**How many Russians can you fit in a pool?**
Zero, the pool froze over.
**How many Irishmen can you fit in a pool?**
The real question is how much liquor can you fit in a pool?
**How many North Koreans can you fit in a pool?**
It doesn't matter, they'll never get out.
**How many Israelis can you fit in a pool?**
We lost count. We gave them one pool, and they just took another and another and another...
**How many Sardines can you fit in a pool?**
A lot, you just pack them in like chinese people.
**How many Arabs can you fit in a pool?**
They have water down there?
**How many white people can you fit in a pool?**
Only 1, white people don't share too well.
**How many Germans can you fit in a pool?**
After the first few they just start complaining about each other.
**How many Brazilians can you fit in a pool?**
Wait, how many is a Brazilian again?
**How many Canadians can you fit in a pool?**
I'm sorry, I don't know.
**How many Australians can you fit in a pool?**
Just mind the crocs.
**How many Native Americans can you fit in a pool?**
Depends, do you include burial ground white man build pool over?
All my upvotes to the person who can think up a good cuban version.
A Black man, a Mexican and a Polish man are at a construction site
A Black man, a Mexican and a Polish man are at a construction site having lunch. The black man opens up his lunch and says "If I get fried chicken for lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opens up his lunch and says "If I get a burrito for lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building." The Polish guy opens his lunch and says "If I get a bologna sandwich for lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building."
The next day the three men are having lunch. They all open up their lunches and see they've all got the same thing from the day before and proceed to jump to their deaths.
Their wives get to talking at the wake when the black mans wife says "If I knew he didn't like fried chicken, I would've never put it in his lunch." The Mexican mans wife says "If I knew he didn't like burritos, I would've never put it in his lunch." When they turn to the Polish mans wife she says "Don't look at me, he made his own lunch."
Assisted Living
A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in an assisted living home.
Unfortunately, all the Catholic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Jewish home.
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit their
abuelo...
"How do you like it here?" asks the grandson. "It's wonderful, everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong
place for you. You know, since you are a little different from
everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
residents here," grandpa says with a big smile.
"There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the
violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him "Maestro".
"There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on
the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him "Your Honor".
"And there's a physician here that is 90 years old. He hasn't
practiced medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him
"Doctor"
"And me, I haven't had s**... for 35 years and they still call me 'The
F---ing Mexican"
The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath;
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush...."
The new KFC Cajun Boxmaster...
... Sounds like a Mexican p**...
2 Mexicans were walking through the desert...
It'd been more than a week since either of them had eaten anything, and their last bottle of water had just gone dry. They'd been walking for hours on end.
Suddenly on the horizon, one of the Mexican's spotted something. 'Look over there my friend, you see the green thing?'
His friend replies 'The thing with pink stuff on it'
Through the air a delicious salty, meaty aroma hit both their noses. They could see a large green, leafy shape in the distance, with pink slivers of what looked like greasy meat hanging from it.
'Yeah man, and you can smell it too!, amigo eetz a bacon tree!'
'AMIGO EETZ A BACON TREE! WE'RE SAVED!'
The Mexican who had first spotted the bacon tree on the horizon suddenly ran, as fast as his legs could carry him towards the plant in in the distance. When all of a sudden...
BANG! BANG! BANG! - Gunshots fired out, as if from nowhere
The other Mexican, who had not had the energy to run looked on to his friend, who lay bleeding and dying from his wounds
Barely able to mouth the words through lack of water the Mexican cried out to his dying friend. 'Amigo, what happened?'
With his last breath the dying Mexican warned his partner...
'Amigo, eetz no bacon tree, eetz a Ham Bush!'
Two mexicans are walking in a desert....
and are extremely thirsty and hungry, and are out of food and water. As they continue on their journey to reach their homeland, Carlos says to Juan in broken english, "I don't think we es going to make it, Juan." Juan replies, "We must keep trying Carlos, we es got no choice."
As Carlos and Juan approach a big hill of sand in the desert, Carlos immediately smells bacon. "Juan!!! You smell that? Smells like.... Bacon!!!!" Carlos replies reluctantly, "How could you just, smell bacon out here? Make no sense Juan." Juan replies, "Es a bacon tree! I can tell!" Carlos replies, "No Juan, es a mirage!! Es messing with your mind!"
Juan would not listen. "Ok Carlos, your choice." Juan proceeded to climb the hill, while Carlos waited down at the bottom for him, knowing that this was way to good to be true.
As Juan disappeared from Carlos's view, Carlos heard many gunshots. Terrified and confused, he didn't know what to do. Slowly, he saw Juan climb, with gunshot wounds, over the edge of the hill. "Carlos, don't go up there!!"
"Es no bacon tree." "Es a.... Es a hambush."
I have an addiction to Mexican food.
But I don't like to taco bout it.
The Three Construction Workers
Three construction workers were at lunch one day, a Mexican, an Italian, and a Blonde man. While eating, the Mexican says "I love my wife, but if she makes me one more burrito for lunch, I swear I will jump off this building!" The Italian man joins in as well "I agree, my friend, I have been eating her pizza every day for 10 years! I will join you if my wife makes me this for lunch again!" Then the Blonde man pipes in, saying "Me too! I don't want another bologna sandwich, so count me in!"
The next day, sure enough the Mexican man gets his burrito, the Italian his pizza and the Blonde a bologna sandwich. So they wrote a note, and in unison, keeping with their oath they hurl themselves off the top of the skyscraper!
At the f**..., the wives of the Mexican man and the Italian man were both very sad, wishing they had known they could have prevented their deaths. But the blonde mans wife was upset like the others, so they asked her why she wasn't sad. She responded "Hey, don't look at me. He made his own lunch."
Two identical twins separated at birth...
... And are put up for adoption. One of the twins gets adopted by a Mexican couple and is named Juan. The other twin gets adopted by an Egyptian family and is named Hamal.
Years later their biological mother and father receive a letter from both their children saying how through a bizarre series of coincidences they had found eachother and had tracked down their address. Enclosed was a picture of Juan smiling happily with his adoptive Mexican parents.
"Oh" the mother says to her husband. "he's so handsome! And seems so happy! I wish I knew what his brother looks like."
"Honey" said her husband "They're twins, once you've seen Juan, you've seen Hamal."
Four passengers flying on a small plane. ..
Saudi, Chinese, Mexican and an American. While flying the plane began experiencing difficulties and the pilot determined the reason being a heavy load. So he suggested that every one gets rid of some unnecessary luggage by tossing it out the window, otherwise they will c**.... The Saudi man had a barrel of oil, so he tossed it out telling the others that there are a lot of oil in his country so he didn't really need it and it could be replaced rather easily. The Chinese man grabbed a big bag of rice, tossed it out and said the same thing. The American man looked around and he saw the Mexican guy, so he grabbed him and threw him out the window mentioning the same reason like the other two.
Why don't gay Mexican men like group s**...?
They prefer Juan on Juan.
At the international beer brewers conference, an American, German and Mexican meet at the bar after a tiring day of meetings.
The American loudly orders, making sure others around him can hear, "I will have the most favorite beer of my nation, thirst quenching, easy-drinking, transparent like the tear of an infant - BUD LIGHT!! The Mexican then yells, "And I will have the pride of all Mexico, oldest drink of civilized men, flavorful, shiny as amber, amazing CORONA!! Then, the German orders, "I will have a glass of coca-cola." He takes the drink and sips the cold fizzing beverage. Everyone is in shock. The American asks him, "Why didn't you order a Heineken?"
"Solidarity," answers the German. "You guys aren't drinking beer, so I'm not either."
The Bacon tree
Two Mexican brothers are lost in the desert.
They're hungry and thirsty, and have been walking for miles on end.
Suddenly, Jose yells at his brother. "Brother! Do you smell that? It smells like bacon!"
He rushes ahead, and sure enough, over the next dune, he sees it. A bacon tree. Glorious strips of crispy bacon, glistening in the sun, waiting to be eaten.
Jose runs head long at the tree, just as his brother climbs the dune behind him. Suddenly two machine guns pop out of the bacon tree and cut him down!
He turns to his brother, and with his last breath he yells out
"Brother! Is not a Bacon Tree!"
"Is..."
"Is a..."
"Is a Hambush..."
What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like?
Cabrona!!! p**..., p**..., p**...
What do you call a Mexican that doesn't like Coke
a Pepsi Can
Whenever I talk to a Mexican I feel like there's some kind of barrier between us
It's about 4 ft high, made of wood and there's usually a cash register on top of it.
Why do black people like basketball so much?
Because it has running, shooting, and stealing. That one always cracks me up!
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we aren't allowed to own slaves anymore! Haha!
What do you call asians after a nuclear bomb attack?
Rice Krispies! Hahaha!
What can't you play UNO with a mexican?
Because they will always steal the green cards! Hahaha!
Ok, I pretty much made jokes about all the races I could think of, so there, we can all enjoy some laughs while all being offended!
What does a Mexican police car sound like?
Beeeeeaner, Beeeeeaner, Beeeeeaner, Beeeeeaner!
A black man, a mexican, and a white man find a magic lamp
Naturally, a genie comes out.
The genie gives each of them one wish, starting with the black man. He tells the genie "Genie, my people all miss Africa and would like to go back and see it one time. I wish all my people in America were back in Africa." And then the genie sent all the b**... to Africa.
The Mexican says "Genie, I feel the same. My people miss their families and the cooking from Mexico, so I wish all of my people in America went back to Mexico." And then the genie sent all the Mexicans back to Mexico.
The white man thinks for a minute, and asks the genie, "So you're telling me that all the black people and all the Mexican people are out of America?" The genie nods, and the white man says "Oh, I'll just have a Coke then."
Why do Mexicans like spicy food?
It induces labor.
What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?
A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!
The Problem with Speaking English
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
A Bilingual mexican dad was getting ready for work...
...and saw his son eating some cereal, but instead of milk there was a strange milk-like substance that smelled funny.
Dad: "what've you got there, son?"
Son: "cereal with soy milk."
Dad: "Hola Milk, soy tu padre!"
Spanish Dad Joke
A mexican father and son were at the mall and the son finally convinced his dad to try Chinese food.
"But it's so dry!" said the father.
"No it's not, they put lots of stuff on their plates," replied the son.
"Like what?" the father asked.
"Soy Sauce" he answered.
The father stared for a minute and then said, "Hola Sauce... *soy Dad*"
I'm the only one in my Mexican family that knows English...
...I always tell my siblings, "learn English so you can get a better job!" but they don't take my advice.
It's like they don't understand what I'm saying...
A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a h**... from across a bar.
She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them.She says, " I want a man that"s smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence. "The black guy goes " I love to eat liver and cheese. "The white guy goes " I like to cook liver and cheese. "The Mexican guy goes up to the girl and tells the guys " Liver alone, cheese mine!!"
Six blind elephants gathered around a human to find out what a human is like.
The first elephant put his leg on the human and said "A human is like a Mexican tortilla."
The rest of the elephants agreed.
Who knew? Everytime i ask a Mexican if they like to play soccer i get the same answer
Chess...
Yo momma is like a brick!
She's flat, heavy, and gets laid by Mexicans all day!
Don't be racist, be like Mario...
He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...
Two r**... are admiring their firearms.
One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.
That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.
Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...
If we're going to do racist jokes
How's a Mexican like a cue ball?
The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!
If Trump actually does build the wall, I hope he makes it an effective one...
If Trump actually does build the wall, I hope he makes it an effective one, like the Wall of China. I mean, there are practically no Mexicans in China.
An American and a Mexican are sitting at the beach when a genie offers both of them one wish.
The American says:
"I'd like a 5-mile-high wall around the US so that no foreigners or i**... Chinese goods can enter without our government's permission." And voilá the wall is built.
The genie then asks the Mexican what he wants:
"Fill it with lava."
What do Mexicans and trump have in common
They have no idea what's going on with the government, but act like they do
Why does China like Trump so much?
They built a great wall hundreds of years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.
The Mexican word of the day..
The Mexican word of the day is cashew.
Like I'll cashew outside, how bout dat?
Ever seen a Canadian standoff?
It's like a Mexican standoff, but instead of 2 guys with guns it's two guys who keep trying to let the other go through a narrow door way. "Oop, sorry. Oop, sorry"
A mexican kid walks up to Donald Trump...
And says, "One day I want to be a president like you."
Donald Trump is disgusted and replies, "Are you s**...? Are you r**...? Have you lost your mind?"
The Mexican kid then says, "Actually, I don't want to be president. Those are too many requirements."
Mexican gangs be like:
"If you mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!"
My Rooster Ramón
I used to have a Mexican rooster named Ramón. He liked to have s**... with anything that moved. I kept telling him that all this boning was going to kill him one day. Ramón just laughed about it and kept giving the animals the chorizo. Yesterday, I walked outside and saw Ramón lying flat on his back with dirt and dust spread across his chest. I ran to his side and said "Ramón, I told you all this b**... was going to kill you!" Ramón opened one eye, pointed to the sky, and quietly whispered in his thick Latin accent, "shhhhh buzzards!"
Interviewer: What have you planned for the future?
Me: Lunch
Interviewer: Anything, like, long term, something you've put your thought into?
Me: Oh, Mexican for dinner.
After I cut my lawn today, my neighbor paid me a great compliment.
He said it looked like Mexicans did it.
Mexican prostitutes are a dime a dozen.
You start to feel like you got ripped off after the first 7.
What does a Mexican rick and morty fan like on his fries?
szec-juan sauce
A mexican walks into a french coffee shop
Barista: How would you like your coffee?
Mexican: au lait.
How do they treat Mexicans in France?
Those that survive the swim are treated like heros.
3 men were stranded on a desert, then a genie appeared and gave them each 2 wishes.
The French man told the genie For my first wish, I'd like a huge crepe. He ate it then wished to go back home.
The Mexican man told the genie For my first wish, I'd like a huge Quesadilla. He ate it then wished to go back home.
The American man told the genie For my first wish, I'd like a huge pizza. He ate it then wished for another one.
My Mexican employee who works on my farm doesn't like the nickname I've given him...
He's my International Harvester.
Why don't Mexicans like going to Home Depot?
Because it's short for Home Deportation.
Why do Mexicans not drink soda?
They don't like ice.
The final word on nutrition and health.
The final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Mexicans more like mexican'ts
Ohhhhhh boy do I love mexicans.
Why are Mexican h**... so expensive?
Like, I just want to know where the frijoles
My boyfriend suggested that we should get Mexican food for dinner tonight
I thought it sounded like a good ques-idea
Super Mario is the most diverse video game character.
He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
