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What is a good mexican story joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Touched by Jesus

Saying that you were touched by Jesus is a completely different story in a Mexican prison.

Czech and a Mexican

A Czechoslovakian and a Mexican go camping, while they were in the woods the Czech gets eaten by a bear. So the Mexican runs to find the park ranger and says "park ranger a bear ate my friend"
The park ranger and the Mexican find two bears, a male and a female. The park ranger asked the Mexican which ate his friend he points to the male and the ranger kills him and guts him there are no remains of the Czech man in the bear. Moral of the story never trust a Mexican when he says the Check is in the male

I see a border patrol car drive by...

So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says "no no I only have debit card" (true story)

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Mexican version of Gingerbread Man

I thought there was a Mexican version of the "Gingerbread Man" story. But it was a flan-fiction.

More grandfather jokes.

I've seen a few people posting their grandfather's jokes here recently. Mine is in the hospital right now recovering from heart surgery, so I figured I'd share a few he told me.
There was a Mexican man who was a huge baseball fan. It was his dream in life just to be in the stands at a World Series game. So, he saves up for years, travels to the US, but when he gets there he finds that the game is sold out. He tells his story to a ticket agent, who is sympathetic.
"Here's what I can do for you. I can sneak you in, but the only place you'll be able to sit is on top of the flag pole. I have to warn you, though, the view is awful." The Mexican man agrees, excited at the opportunity to even see the game.
After it ends, the Mexican man goes and finds the ticket agent, and thanks him profusely.
"This has been the best day of my life! Everyone in the stadium was so friendly! Right before the game started, everyone turned to me and asked, Jose, can you see?"

True story from Brimfield Ohio;
Brimfield Police Department
Conversations with a m**... cook....

Suspect: "I didn't mean to make m**...."
Chief: "You didn't mean to make it?"
Suspect: "No. I was just trying to make smoke."
Chief: {Dumb look}
Suspect: "I was trying to scare the Mexicans. They're superstitious."
Chief: "Okay....You were trying to scare someone by making smoke?"
Suspect: "Yes Sir. I was trying to scare the Mexicans."
Chief: "But you ended up with m**...."
Suspect: "Yes, I guess I did."
Chief: "You do realize this may be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You could not come up with a better excuse for making m**... than that?"
Suspect: "I thought about it and no...I couldn't...I don't want to tell on myself."
This job is amazing....Chief.

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