Mexican Standoff Jokes
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I witnessed a Mexican Standoff the other day.
It was Juan v Juan.
The seven deadly sins were having a Mexican stand-off...
Greed-o shot first
Ever seen a Canadian standoff?
It's like a Mexican standoff, but instead of 2 guys with guns it's two guys who keep trying to let the other go through a narrow door way. "Oop, sorry. Oop, sorry"
What's the worst thing to bring to a Mexican standoff?
A chair.
We all know a Mexican standoff and a Canadian standoff
So an American standoff is when two people are flipping each other off but you know nothing's going to happen.
Why do they call it a Mexican standoff?
Because they never work.
What's the only correct way to settle your debt with Jesus?
Mexican Standoff
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