Mexican Spanish Jokes
21 mexican spanish jokes and hilarious mexican spanish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mexican spanish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mexican Spanish Short Jokes
Short mexican spanish jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mexican spanish humour may include short mexican english jokes also.
- I showed my Mexican friends I know a little Spanish by saying "mucho" and they seemed really flattered ...they said it meant a lot to them.
- How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan.
*SPOILER* - For those who dont get it, if u say "juan" in spanish, it sounds like "one" in english. - What did the Mexican say to Zeus? He said, "Jesus"
(If you know Spanish, this is pretty funny) - A Spanish man who doesn't speak English says to a Mexican woman, "Lady, I want to make the love with you," and she says, "Mande?" and he says, "No Monday, today."
- What did the Mexican Mobster say when asked if he knew how to say "yes" in Spanish? Yeah, Sí.
- There Are A Few Ways of Expressing Laughter in Type. American: hahahaha
Brazillian portuguese: huehuehuehue
Japanese: wwwww
Korean: kekekeke
Mexicans & Spanish: jajajajaja
Thai: 555555 - Just came across my first Mexican cheese - http://www.chen.com.mx/ Nobody expects the Spanish en queso chen
- What do you call a Mexican who's a little bit crazy? *Un poco loco!*
(Yay, Spanish 1 student ;D) - What do you call a Mexican who can't find parking. Noe.
E-or estacionar is park in Spanish. - My mom was complaining that I shouldn't have picked up Spanish in college... And my Mexican dad goes: no! Spanish is quite easy. I mean look, if the *mexicans* managed to learn it...
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Mexican Spanish One Liners
Which mexican spanish one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mexican spanish? I can suggest the ones about spanish language and english spanish.
- Why are Mexicans called s**...? Because they s**... spanish.
Cheeky Mexican Spanish Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about mexican spanish you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spanish speaking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mexican spanish pranks.
An Alabama couple with 9 children went to see the doctor about getting the husband "fixed".
The doctor started the procedure and making small talk, asks them "Why, after having 9 children have you decided not to have any more?".
The husband replied, "We just read an article that said 1 in 10 American children born in the United States is Mexican".
The wife continued, "We didn't want to take the chance of having a Mexican baby, since neither of us can speak Spanish".
A Mexican Joke
A Mexican man finds a much needed job and asks the owner to hire him. The owner says he'll hire him ONLY if he can come up with a sentence using 3 words of his choice. The words are Green, Pink and Yellow. So the Mexican thinks for a second then replies (read in a Spanish accent) the phone goes Green Green, so I Pink it up and say Yellow?
Jajaja
Spanish Dad Joke
A mexican father and son were at the mall and the son finally convinced his dad to try Chinese food.
"But it's so dry!" said the father.
"No it's not, they put lots of stuff on their plates," replied the son.
"Like what?" the father asked.
"Soy Sauce" he answered.
The father stared for a minute and then said, "Hola Sauce... *soy Dad*"
I paid a Mexican to finish my Spanish essay.
He found me the next day and said that the problem was taken care of. "So, can I see my essay?" I asked. The Mexican took me to the hospital. My friend, Ricardo, was dead.
A r**... couple, both bona fide r**..., had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed'.
The doctor started the procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
Did you hear about the r**... couple with 9 kids?
The dad went to the doctor to get a vasectomy and the doctor asked him why. 'Well, we read that 1 out of 10 babies born in the US now are Mexican, and we don't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither the wife nor I speak Spanish'.
If a teacup holds tea and a coffee cup holds coffee then what does a peecup hold?
Three Mexicans, a lawn mower, two leaf blowers and a half dozen rakes will fit in a peecup (pickup with Spanish accent).
What's a gay guy's favorite city in Africa?
**Maputo!**
(It helps to know that the capital of Mozambique is Maputo and "p**..." is a homophobic slur meaning "gay male p**..." in Mexican Spanish.)
Jokes are a fun way to learn about the world!
Little Johnny was in Spanish Class one day...
The teacher said, "Okay, class, tell me a sentence that has to do with Nicaragua."
The teacher calls on Mary Lou. "The flag of Nicaragua has white and blue stripes, with a coat of arms in the middle."
The teacher calls on Jason next. "Nicaragua is located in Central America, with 6 other countries."
Lastly, the teacher calls on Little Johnny. "When I saw a Black Mexican on the street yesterday dying of thirst, his brother was constantly pleading people to get that Nicaragua."
In the Old West
In the Old West, a man robbed a bank in El Paso and rode south. The sheriff quickly formed a posse and they captured him in a small cantina near the Mexican border, but he didn't have the money. The sheriff decided to interrogate him, but the robber only spoke Spanish, so they got the bartender to translate.
Sheriff, through translator: "Where's the money?"
Bank robber, through translator: I'll never tell you."
The sheriff puts his revolver to the bank robber's head. Now, tell me where the money is!
Bank robber (in Spanish): I hid it under the bridge south of town!
Translator: He says he's not afraid to die."