Mexican Sombrero Jokes
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A guy's wife is stuck in a toilet.
He tries getting her out - nothing, she's still stuck, unable to get out. So guy calls the plumbing company to come to rescue. They say that they'll be there in half an hour. While waiting, the guy covers his wife's private parts with a sombrero, so she doesn't get embarrassed any further.
Half an hour later plumbers come, look at the situation and the more experienced looking one says "We'll get the lady out - no problem. As for the Mexican - I'm sorry, but we think he's beyond saving..."
There's a Mexican, An American and a Canadian on a blimp...
The blimp starts falling out of the sky, so the three men start throwing anything they brought that they don't need.
The Canadian says, "there's too many of these in my country," and throws a bunch of hockey sticks out of the blimp.
The Mexican says, "There's too many of these in my country," and throws out his sombrero.
The American says, "There's too many of these in my country,"...
And throws the Mexican off the blimp.
I hear Mexican funerals are...
a sombrero 'casion.
An Arab, an Israeli and a Mexican are on a plane.
The pilot says that the plane is losing altitude and that the men need to throw something out of the plane to reduce the weight. The Mexican throws his collection of sombreros and the Israeli asked him why he threw the sombreros, the Mexican said "ah, we have plenty of those in my country".
The Arab then threw his falafels and the Mexican asked him why he threw the falafels and the Arab said " ah, we have plenty of those in my country". And then the Israeli threw the Arab out of the plane.
A Japanese man, a Mexican man, and an American man
A Japanese man, Mexican man, and American man were on a plane that was dropping altitude. They were told to drop something off the plane to lessen the weight on the plane. The Japanese man dropped a Wii and said "There are too many of these in my country". Then, the Mexican man dropped a sombrero and said "There are too many of these in my country". Finally, the American man dropped the Mexican man off and said "There are too many of these in my country".
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