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Short mexican restaurant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mexican restaurant humour may include short mexican food jokes also.

  1. A Mexican goes to a Chinese restaurant... He sits down at his table, and notices a small bottle of black liquid on his table. He picks it up and looks at the label and says, "yes, you are."
  2. My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.
  3. I don't understand how do people steal jobs Like I've never seen a Mexican walking in a restaurant and be like ay gimme the dishes .
  4. Why did Sherlock Holmes visit a Mexican restaurant? Because he was looking for a good case idea.
  5. A Mexican went into a Japanese restaurant and ordered but only to be disappointed when he was served with a live Octopus slammed in his plate. He asked for a taco.
  6. Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food? Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!
  7. What do you call a one-ingredient Mexican restaurant for ex-famous people? "Has Beans Only"
  8. If Mexican restaurants have taught me anything it's that people in Mexico only sleep with their back to a cactus while wearing a forward slanted sombrero.
  9. People complain that Taco Bell isn't authentic. But it gets the job done for half the price of other restaurants and nothing is more Mexican than that.
  10. My cousin told me she choked on a mozzarella stick at a local restaurant, and I laughed so hard I cried. The choking wasn't her biggest problem considering it was a Mexican restaurant...

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Which mexican restaurant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mexican restaurant? I can suggest the ones about indian restaurant and chinese restaurant.

  1. I want to open an Aerosmith-themed mexican restaurant ...and call it 'Guac This Way'
  2. What do Hindus order at Mexican restaurants? Chimichakras
  3. What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito
  4. What do baseball scouts look for when they go to a Mexican restaurant? Fajitas
  5. I'm starting a private Mexican restaurant. It's called Nacho Business.
  6. What do you call a Mexican / Soul Food Restaurant? Nacho Mama's
  7. Why did Sherlok Holmes like the Mexican restaurant? It gave him good case ideas.
  8. What does the Pope order in a Mexican restaurant? Holy mole
  9. I decided to open up a Mexican soul food restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama's!
  10. How do you get on top of a Mexican restaurant? Use an enchiladar.
  11. What is the most widely used legal disclaimer in a Mexican restaurant? "Hot Plate"
  12. What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant? Little Cesar's
  13. I went to a Mexican restaurant... They asked if I was ordering for here or taco.
  14. Never judge a book by its cover But judge a Mexican restaurant by their chips and salsa
  15. When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant? Taco Tuesday

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An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.

An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.

2 jews walk into a mexican restaurant in mexico...

And order some mexican food. While they're waiting they begin to talk about how judaism is the biggest religion in the world & that even jesus was a jew.
Then one of them thinks "since we're in mexico I wouldn't doubt it if there's mexican jews around here somewhere" they wave down their waitress & ask her if she can ask around and see if there's any mexican jews... The waitress giving them an odd look agrees.
About 5 minutes pass and the waitress comes back and says she asked everybody at her tables & no mexican jews. Still convinced he asks her waitress to ask the manager & the head chef if there's any mexican jews. Again... Odd look but agrees.
After another 5 minutes the waitress comes back & says "sorry sir, I asked my manager & all the cooks in the back and there's no mexican jews... But we have apple jews, orange jews, carrot jews.....

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant after a day spent roaming around Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's t**... from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy! A special Mexican Cuisine Treat!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."

My cousin opened a vegan mexican restaurant...

It's called Lechugacabra.
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went to mexican restaurant

it was so authentic the waiter said dont drink the water

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

¡Helado oscuro!

A black man and a Mexican man open a restaurant together. What is it called?

Nachomama

What did the muslim order at the Mexican restaurant?

the chicken Insh'allahdas.

What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant?

Carlos Jr.

h**..., Mussolini and Stalin are all sitting in a restaurant discussing their plans for World War 3.

A waitress approaches the table and listens to their talk. h**... opens by saying:
"Okay guys, I've got a great idea. I already talked to Stalin about it, but I figure I should get your input. He didn't believe me."
Mussolini responds "believe you about what?"
"Okay this time, the plan is to kill ten million jews and one mexican."
The waitress at this point is intrigued and confused, decides to chime in. "One Mexican? Why do you want to kill the mexican?"
h**... turns to Stalin and says "HA! I told you nobody would care about the jews!

In a Mexican restaurant,

Are the restrooms called "Juans"?

A car themed Mexican restaurant...

we'll call it Skidmark

I decided to open a Mexican restaurant

You can taco away.
Sorry.

Did you know about the restaurant down the street? A Mexican and a black dude own it they call it Nacho Ma ma's!

What is Neil Armstrong's favorite Mexican restaurant?

A Pollo 11.

What does a s**... order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant and takes a seat...

A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant and takes a seat.
Before he gets to order a his food, the bowl of tortilla chips in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."
The man tries to ignore the chips and orders a margarita.
The chips say, "Ooooh that drink is delicious. Great choice. You're a very smart man."
Starting to freak out, the guy screams to the waiter, "Hey what the heck, this bowl of chips keeps saying nice things to me!!"
Waiter says, "Don't worry about it, the tortilla chips are complimentary."

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

¡No más te!

A new restaurant that doesn't offer food to i**... immigrants.

Tacos for Mexicans too

What do you call a Mexican restaurant in Northern Ireland?

Taco Belfast.

Guy walks into a Mexican restaurant but he's not that hungry...

And they serve free tortilla chips. He asks for one chip and they give it to him. He swipes his credit card, and nothing happens. The employee looks at him and says, "Dude... it's a chip."

If you're looking to name an 80's themed Mexican restaurant

You could do worse than Tamale Ringwald.

Have you all heard of that New Mexican Soul food restaurant?

It's called "Nacho Mommas"!

Tortilla chips

So, a guy walks into a mexican restaurant and takes a seat. Before he gets to order a his food, the bowl of tortilla chips in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."
The man tries to ignore the chips and orders a soda. The chips says "Ooooh that drink is delicious. Great choice. You're a very smart man."
Starting to freak out, the guy says to the waiter "Hey what the heck, this bowl of chips keeps saying nice things to me!" Waiter says "Don't worry about it, the tortilla chips are complimentary."

I'm switching to a new Mexican restaurant.

These Tac-h**... ain't loyal.

Did you hear about the guy who bought a bunch of Mexican restaurants?

He'd just won the enchilottery

Had my first art showing

It was in a Mexican restaurant
I'll never do that again,
to artsy fartsy.

Upon entering a Chinese restaurant, some Mexicans see several small bottles of black liquid on a table,

o**... picks up a bottle, looks at the label and says, "Yes, you are."

Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?

Because the manager said the burrito is on the house.

What's Captain Picard's first instruction to his employees, in anticipation of the Friday evening crowds at a Mexican restaurant that he supervises?

*** Make queso, number one. ***

Why did the pimps meet at the Mexican restaurant?

talk h**...

Waitress at the Mexican restaurant gave a weird look when I dropped some cheese on the table and licked it off....all I could say was

Que so

An American goes to a restaurant in Mexico and says "Can I have an orange soda por favor?

The Mexican asks "hielo?"
The American replies "No no, I want an ORANGE soda"

A Mexican goes into a Chinese restaurant

Looks at a bottle of soy sauce and says "yes, yes you are."

What was the most popular meal at the Islamic Mexican food restaurant?

The Inshallada!

A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.

The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.

So you've all heard about the neutron that walks into a bar, but what about...

A neutrino walks into a Mexican Restaurant. He orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The bartender comes up to his table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco, starts pouring sauce and asks:
"So how much salsa do you want, amigo?"
The neutrino answers:
"NO MASS! NO MASS!"

Why was Snoop Dogg arrested after serving me nachos in a Mexican restaurant?

Because m**... was the queso that he gave me. (This is a joke I made for my husband, the king of dad jokes)

A Mexican guy and his pet otter go to a restaurant . . .

A Mexican guy and his pet otter go to a restaurant, sit down at a table, and place their order. They are in for an early dinner and are the only customers. The chef looks down at the order slip and says incredulously: who comes to a restaurant and orders a whole raw fish? . His sous chef scans the restaurant, sees his only two customers, and replies: it's either Juan or the otter .

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