Mexican Picture Jokes
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Only picture of my grandfather shows he is either Native American or Mexican.
To figure it out I was told to go the woods. If I start hunting, he's Native American. If I start landscaping, he's Mexican.
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You browse the channels all night until you catch a glimpse of what you think is a n**... among the static.
You turn back to the channel in question to occasionally hear some grunting through the snow. You figure now is the best time if ever and for 30 minutes the picture finally comes in clear enough for you to discover that you have been spanking it to Mexican Wrestling.
How does a mexican family take a picture?
hop in the bed of pickup truck and run a red light.
Two identical twins separated at birth...
... And are put up for adoption. One of the twins gets adopted by a Mexican couple and is named Juan. The other twin gets adopted by an Egyptian family and is named Hamal.
Years later their biological mother and father receive a letter from both their children saying how through a bizarre series of coincidences they had found eachother and had tracked down their address. Enclosed was a picture of Juan smiling happily with his adoptive Mexican parents.
"Oh" the mother says to her husband. "he's so handsome! And seems so happy! I wish I knew what his brother looks like."
"Honey" said her husband "They're twins, once you've seen Juan, you've seen Hamal."
A husband and wife give birth to twins...
...but realized that they simply don't have the money to support a family. They put the twins up for adoption without so much as giving them names, after deciding it was for the best. Soon, one twin is adopted by a Mexican family, and his new family names him Juan. Shortly after, the other twin is adopted by an Egyptian family. His family names him Jamal. Years pass, and one day the couple receives a picture in the mail of Juan.
"Look, honey!", said the wife, "They sent us a picture of Juan! I just wish we could get a picture from Jamal..."
The husband replied, "You don't need one."
"Why?" She asked him.
"Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."
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