Mexican Mom Jokes
26 mexican mom jokes and hilarious mexican mom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mexican mom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mexican Mom Short Jokes
Short mexican mom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mexican mom humour may include short mexican family jokes also.
- what do you call 2 mexicans on a fire truck? Jose and Jos-B
this was always my mom's favorite joke, R.I.P. Mom - What does your mom and a brick have in common? They'll both be getting laid by Mexicans later.
- Why do Mexican students act like they own the school? Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
- A half white half Mexican boy asks his mom Boy: Am I considered white chocolate or dark chocolate?
Mom: You're tamarindo. - Why do mexican kids feel so comfortable at school? Because their dad built it and their mom keeps it clean.
- What does a brick and your mom have in common? They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans.
Source: My old middle school. - Why did the Mexican boy think the school belonged to him? Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
- Did you guys hear about that Mexican stunt man that died? At the f**..., his mom was crying and yelling at the director saying:
Jesus died for your scenes! - My mom was complaining that I shouldn't have picked up Spanish in college... And my Mexican dad goes: no! Spanish is quite easy. I mean look, if the *mexicans* managed to learn it...
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Mexican Mom One Liners
Which mexican mom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mexican mom? I can suggest the ones about mexican girl and mexican american.
- Your mom reminds of bricks She's constantly getting laid by Mexicans.
- Your mom is like a pile of bricks. Constantly getting laid by Mexicans.
- My dad's Mexican and my mom's Canadian... But I don't wanna taco boot it
- Where was the Mexican Saturday night? Jalapeno Mom
- What did the Mexican kid say to his mom while biking no handed? Look amiigo.
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Mexican Mom Jokes
What funny jokes about mexican mom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean italian mother jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mexican mom pranks.
A mexican boy with the desire to be white
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.
He says, "Mom, look, I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father."
He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother."
The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira la Abuela, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"
A teacher tells her students to make a sentence using the words "cheese" and "liver"...
The White kid responds, "Last night my mother made a Cheese and Liver sandwich. It was delicious."
The Black kid responds, "Last night my Dad told my Mom to go get groceries. When she came back without the Government cheese, he punched her in the liver."
The Mexican kid responds, "Last night some vatos tried looking up my sisters skirt. So I tell them, HEY LIVER ALONE! CHEESE MY SISTER!"
A teacher asked a white student, a black student and a Mexican student to use the words "cheese" and "liver" in a sentence
The white kid answered, "My mom made liver and cheese for dinner".
The teacher said that was very good.
The black kid said, "I would never eat cheese on liver, that is g**...."
The teacher said that was very good.
The Mexican kid says if some dude tried to step to my girl I would say, "Liver alone! Cheese my girl!"
A plane ride.
A Canadian, an Irishman, and a Mexican are on a plane. So they're flying over Mexico and the Mexican dropped a coin because he loves his country. Then, they fly over Ireland and the Irishman dropped a coin because he loves his country. But when they flew over Canada the Canadian dropped a bomb because he hates his country. The next day the Mexican was walking down the street and saw a little boy crying so he asked why. The little boy said "A coin fell down and killed my Mom!". The same day the Irishman was walking down the street and saw a little girl crying so hr asked why. The little girl said "Because a coin fell down and killed my sister!". The next day the Canadian was walking down the road and saw a little boy laughing so he asked why. The little boy said "I f**... and my neighbours house blew up!"
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A 2nd grade teacher tells the class to say a sentence using the words "Liver" and "Cheese" in the same sentence....
...So the teacher picks a white kid to go first, he says: "My mom made me a Liver and Cheese sandwich, it was really good!".
Then the teacher picks a black kid to go second, he says: "My mom bought the wrong kind of Cheese, so my dad punched her in the Liver!".
Finally, the teacher picks a mexican kid to go third,he says, "2 boys were trying to look up my sister's skirt and i said 'ey putos, Liver alone, Cheese my sister!!!"
A Mexican mom and her Mexican child.......
Were in their kitchen making tortillas . Then the the child put flour on his face and said to his mom "look mommy I'm a white boy". She slaps him hard in the face and says "go show your father. He goes and shows him. Then his father slapped him even harder "go show your grandma" said the father. He went and showed his grandma. She slapped him even harder than his father. "Go show your mom she said". So the Mexican child went in the kitchen where his mom was and she said "so want did you learn?" She asked her kid. "Well, I have been white for 5 minutes and I already hate Mexicans."
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!"
And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window.
The Russian says "I hate my country!"
And throughs a bomb out the window.
Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death."
"I didn't do that" says the Mexican.
The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!"
"I didn't do that" says the American.
Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off.
The Russian says "what's so funny?"
The kid says " daddy f**... and the house went BOOM BOOM!"