Mexican Juan Jokes
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- Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same.... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal...
- Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same... Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
- Did you hear about the Mexican that got stabbed on a golf course? I guess someone made a hole in Juan.
- What did the cannibal say to 2 Mexicans? I thought I'd eat both of you but I only have room for Juan
- How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel.
- Why didn't the Mexican ever walk into a glass door again? Because Juan does not simply walk into more doors.
- Why are there so many Mexican jokes but no black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
- What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker? Juan Chu
- When the Mexican guy forgot his ticket to the water park, the employee let him in anyway Typically I'm a stickler about this sort of thing, he remarked But I'm gonna let this Juan slide.
- Mexican Basketball I watched my two Hispanic cousins play basketball. It was a game of juan-on-juan.
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Mexican Juan One Liners
Which mexican juan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mexican juan? I can suggest the ones about mexican jew and mexican american.
- What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan
- What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan
- How many Mexicans does it take to mow the lawn? Only Juan.
- I got in to a gun fight with a mexican at a golf club. I shot a hole in Juan.
- a golfer stabbed a Mexican the other day.... it was a hole in Juan
- What do Mexicans play at their funerals? Another Juan Bites The Dust
- What do you call a Mexican man who escapes the cops? The Juan that got away.
- How do Mexicans play basketball? Juan on Juan.
- What do you call it when a Mexican man shoots himself? a hole in Juan
- How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan.
- How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen? Just Juan.
- How many Mexicans do you need to change a lightbulb? Juan
- How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan
- What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball together? Juan on Juan
- How many jokes does it take to make a Mexican smile? Juan.
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What funny jokes about mexican juan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mexican name jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mexican juan pranks.
My Mexican friend had twin boys and couldn't come up with names..
I suggested Juan and Two
What do you call rich Mexicans?
The Juan percent.
What would be a great name for a Mexican Boy Band?
Juan Direction.
Three Mexicans walk in to a bar...
You'd think Juan would've seen it.
You know, Mexican and b**... jokes are really starting to bore me.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Mary and Sue are discussing good-looking boys in their high school.
Mary asks "Have you seen that new Mexican kid Amal Garcia?"
"Garcia?" Sue responds. "No, but I think I've seen his brother Juan"
Mary replies "They're identical twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"
New band.
I'm starting a new band with 5 homosexual Mexicans.
Juan Direction.
My two favorite "screw in a lightbulb" jokes
**How many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?**
21. 1 to hold the bulb, and the rest to drink whiskey until the room spins.
**How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?**
Just Juan.
What do the Mexican highlander say when he won a duel?
THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!
Mexican Basketball Association
Why is the Mexican Basketball Association so unpopular?
Beacause it's a Juan on Juan league.
How does a Mexican build a house?
Juan nail at a time.
A Mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs..
so I had to shoot a hole-in-juan.
What do you call two Mexicans...
Q: What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan-on-Juan
Q: What do you call 4 Mexicans standing in quicksand?
A: Quatro cinco
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto
What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans?
Juan on Juan.
Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same
If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle
Did you hear about the Mexican hit-man who was a chronic masturbator?
He got excited when he was ordered to rub Juan out.
How did the Mexicans get across the border?
They went through Juan by Juan.
^Forgive ^me.
Did you know the world's first s**... was Mexican? He even inspired the s**... motto.
Juan shot, Juan kill.
What's the same about Mexican and Black people?
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
Who's the loneliest Mexican
Juan
Hey, did you hear about the Mexican-Indian twins that just moved in next door?
They're identical too! Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
What did the Mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend?
♪ I know I'm not the only Juan ♪
My friend opened a mexican-thai fusion bar.
Named Thai Juan On.
What do you call a midget Mexican?
A little Juan.
Seven days without Mexican food....
Makes Juan weak.
What do Mexican and Black people have in common?
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
Why did the Mexican decide to become a Buddhist?
He wanted to become Juan with everything.
If there's one thing I know about Mexican stand offs...
In the end, there can only be Juan.
Mexicans and b**... are a lot alike.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder..
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young p**... Juan".
Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?
Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.
What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot?
Air Force Juan.
What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?
The Juan who lived.
I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said...
I wasn't the Juan.
How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?
You cut *Juan* out.
What do you call a fat mexican jedi?
Obese Juan Kenobi
My sister was in love with a Mexican guy. She wanted him to marry her but he went home to Mexico...
... I guess he's the Juan that got away.
Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now...
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
2 Mexicans got into a fight
It was a Juan on Juan
Two mexican men fighting
Is also known as a Juan on Juan fight.
The mexicans are getting deported...
Juan by Juan.
What do you call a Mexican superhero?
Juan Punch Man.
What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?
A Rogue Juan
A Mexican man has been running away from the cops for 3 days...
The authorities stated that he is a Juan-ted man
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican doing math?
Negative Juan.
How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Juan.
*SPOILER* - For those who dont get it, if u say "juan" in spanish, it sounds like "one" in english.
What do you call a mystery Mexican?
Juan Doe
I witnessed a Mexican Standoff the other day.
It was Juan v Juan.
What does a Mexican bachelor make for dinner?
Dinner for Juan.
What do you call two Mexicans having gay s**...?
Juan on Juan
What do you call the Mexican airforce?
Twenty Juan Pilots
What do you call a Mexican who steals spaceships?
Rogue Juan
How do you know if a Mexican party is a success?
When every Juan is dancing
What do you call a Mexican golfer with a gunshot wound?
Hole in Juan.
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the m**... of Juan Gonzalez.
How was he killed asked one detective. With a golf gun. Replied the second detective.
A golf gun? What's a golf gun?
I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan
Two mexican children are learning how to count in english
The first one asks: "What was it that comes after twenty?
The second one absentmindedly replies: "What?"
To which the first one angrily responds: "Twenty, Juan!"
What do you call two Mexicans fighting each other?
JUAN ON JUAN
What do you call a s**... change on a Mexican golf course?
A hole in Juan
What's the chances of winning the Mexican lottery?
Juan in a million.
Two mexicans walk into a haunted forest...
...Only Juan comes out.
