Mexican Juan Jokes
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Funniest Mexican Juan Short Jokes
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- Did you hear about the Mexican that got stabbed on a golf course? I guess someone made a hole in Juan.
- How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel.
- Why didn't the Mexican ever walk into a glass door again? Because Juan does not simply walk into more doors.
- What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker? Juan Chu
- When the Mexican guy forgot his ticket to the water park, the employee let him in anyway Typically I'm a stickler about this sort of thing, he remarked But I'm gonna let this Juan slide.
- My Mexican friend had twin boys and couldn't come up with names.. I suggested Juan and Two
- What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived.
- What do you call a Mexican who loves Uno? Juan.
- What you call a house with a Mexican and American ghost? A Juan-Ted house
- What does a Mexican bachelor make for dinner? Dinner for Juan.
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Mexican Juan One Liners
Which mexican juan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mexican juan? I can suggest the ones about mexican american and mean mexican.
- What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan
- What do Mexicans play at their funerals? Another Juan Bites The Dust
- What do you call a Mexican man who escapes the cops? The Juan that got away.
- How do Mexicans play basketball? Juan on Juan.
- How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan
- What do you call the Mexican airforce? Twenty Juan Pilots
- I witnessed a Mexican Standoff the other day. It was Juan v Juan.
- How does a Mexican build a house? Juan nail at a time.
- What do you call a Mexican golfer with a gunshot wound? Hole in Juan.
- I see two Mexicans fighting Call that a Juan on Juan
- What do you call a Mexican who steals spaceships? Rogue Juan
- Seven days without Mexican food.... Makes Juan weak.
- What did the Mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? ♪ I know I'm not the only Juan ♪
- How do you know if a Mexican party is a success? When every Juan is dancing
- What do you call two Mexicans fighting each other? JUAN ON JUAN
Ridiculous Mexican Juan Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about mexican juan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mexican spanish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mexican juan pranks.
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What do you call rich Mexicans?
The Juan percent.
What would be a great name for a Mexican Boy Band?
Juan Direction.
Three Mexicans walk in to a bar...
You'd think Juan would've seen it.
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How many Mexicans does it take to mow the lawn?
Only Juan.
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You know, Mexican and b**... jokes are really starting to bore me.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Mary and Sue are discussing good-looking boys in their high school.
Mary asks "Have you seen that new Mexican kid Amal Garcia?"
"Garcia?" Sue responds. "No, but I think I've seen his brother Juan"
Mary replies "They're identical twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"
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New band.
I'm starting a new band with 5 homosexual Mexicans.
Juan Direction.
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My two favorite "screw in a lightbulb" jokes
**How many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?**
21. 1 to hold the bulb, and the rest to drink whiskey until the room spins.
**How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?**
Just Juan.
What do the Mexican highlander say when he won a duel?
THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!
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a golfer stabbed a Mexican the other day....
it was a hole in Juan
Mexican Basketball Association
Why is the Mexican Basketball Association so unpopular?
Beacause it's a Juan on Juan league.
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I got in to a gun fight with a mexican at a golf club.
I shot a hole in Juan.
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A Mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs..
so I had to shoot a hole-in-juan.
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What do you call two Mexicans...
Q: What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan-on-Juan
Q: What do you call 4 Mexicans standing in quicksand?
A: Quatro cinco
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto
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Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same
If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle
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Did you hear about the Mexican hit-man who was a chronic masturbator?
He got excited when he was ordered to rub Juan out.
How did the Mexicans get across the border?
They went through Juan by Juan.
^Forgive ^me.
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Did you know the world's first s**... was Mexican? He even inspired the s**... motto.
Juan shot, Juan kill.
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A r**... looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says, "how does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"
"not bad," replies Juan,"after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"
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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
How do Mexicans line up?
Juan by Juan
Who's the loneliest Mexican
Juan
Hey, did you hear about the Mexican-Indian twins that just moved in next door?
They're identical too! Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
what did they call the Mexican after losing a finger
minus juan
My friend opened a mexican-thai fusion bar.
Named Thai Juan On.
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How do you know Mexicans and African Americans are similar??
Once you know Juan you know Jamal
What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?
Juan down, a million more to go.
What do Mexican and Black people have in common?
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
Why did the Mexican decide to become a Buddhist?
He wanted to become Juan with everything.
If there's one thing I know about Mexican stand offs...
In the end, there can only be Juan.
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What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?
Obi Juan Shinobi
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An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder..
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young p**... Juan".
What did the mexican girl say to her fiancé?
You're the Juan!
Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?
Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.
What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?
Juan-ton soup
What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?
I'm sorry but I love another Juan.
I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said...
I wasn't the Juan.
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What do you call a Mexican with 11 toes?
Juan toe many!
12 toes?
Toe mas!
My sister was in love with a Mexican guy. She wanted him to marry her but he went home to Mexico...
... I guess he's the Juan that got away.
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Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same...
Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family...
that had only Juan kid.
What do you call a Mexican superhero?
Juan Punch Man.
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What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?
A Rogue Juan
A Mexican man has been running away from the cops for 3 days...
The authorities stated that he is a Juan-ted man
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What do you call a pessimistic Mexican doing math?
Negative Juan.
What sound does a Mexican Jedi's lightsaber make?
JUAN....JUAN....JUAN...JUANJUAN
How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Juan.
*SPOILER* - For those who dont get it, if u say "juan" in spanish, it sounds like "one" in english.
What do you call a Mexican gaming console?
An Xbox Juan
What's a Mexican's favorite Cheap Trick song?
A Texan will tell you "Surrender" but we all know it's "I Juan you to Juan me"
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What do you call it when a Mexican man shoots himself?
a hole in Juan
What do you call a mystery Mexican?
Juan Doe
A Mexican gets arrested at the US border
When the Immigration officer interrogates him, he asks, "how many people were you travelling with?"
"Only Juan", the Mexican replies.
A Mexican gentleman attends my synagogue.
Whenever we need a quorum for prayers services we can always rely on his presence. He really is Juan in a minyan!
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What do you call a Mexican man who ran out of Chinese money?
No Yuan Juan
[OC] How do you count Mexicans?
Juan by Juan.
Have you guys heard of that movie about that Mexican that plays games?
Ready Player Juan
A guy asks his mexican girlfriend if she ever cheated on him, she responds:
No, you're my only juan.
What do golfers and gay Mexicans have in common?
They both want to get the hole in juan
Who is the Mexican equivalent of Mother Goose?
Juan Ceponataym.
Two mexican children are learning how to count in english
The first one asks: "What was it that comes after twenty?
The second one absentmindedly replies: "What?"
To which the first one angrily responds: "Twenty, Juan!"
What's a Mexican's favourite type of car?
Emanuel Juan
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What do you call a s**... change on a Mexican golf course?
A hole in Juan
