Mexican Jew Jokes
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Funniest Mexican Jew Short Jokes
Short mexican jew jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mexican jew humour may include short mexican american jokes also.
- Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
- How to not be racist Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!
- Do not be racist Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
- A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”
- Super Mario is the most diverse video game character. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
- A Mexican and an Israeli couple have a falling out and break up "I'm sorry Moshe, it's not me, it's jew"
- Three guys walk into a bar Three guys walk into a bar
A mexican
A Jew
and an Irishman
the irishman says something foolish i cant remember! - After record breaking single day sales at Chic-Fil-a amid the same s**... controversy today CEO of Jack in the Box Ted Fuller said he "hates Jews and Mexicans."
- Why do [Mexicans, Jews, Italians, b**..., Asians, Samoans, Indians, Jews again, etc.] stink? So blind people can hate 'em too
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Mexican Jew One Liners
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- What do you call the elusive Mexican Jew? El Cheapacabra
- What is a Jew's favorite Mexican food? Carne Masada
- There's an asian, a jew, a black, and a mexican in a car. Who's driving? Google.
- A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored man walk into a bar... The bartender says get out.
- A jew a mexican and a black man walks into a bar The bartender: Get gell out of my bar!
- What did the Mexican Jew say to the guy who asked "do you believe in God"? Yah-wey.
- What God do Mexican Jews believe in? Yahweh
- A Black man, a Mexican and a Jew jump of a cliff to race to the bottom who wins. Society
- What did the rabbi ask the Mexican? Jew want a taco?
- An emo kid, a Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society
- You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray.
- What do you call 3 black dudes, 6 Mexicans, and a Jew? A really edgy math problem.
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Don't be racist, be like Mario...
He's an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, and jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew...
A man walks into a bar and sees a man that looks like Adolph h**...
sitting at the end of the bar. He walks up to him and asks "are you really h**...?" The man stands up and says loudly, "Ja, ich bin Adolph h**.... I killed 6 million Jews and 1 Mexican." The man says, "wait, why did you kill a Mexican?" h**... says "Sehen Sie! See? That is what i mean, no one cares about the jews."
A jew and a mexican are talking...
The jew says, "lemme ask you something, are theres jews in mexico?"
The mexican replies "oh yes my friend, plenty of jews...apple jews, orange jews, and tomato jews."
God offers the ten commandments
God went to the Arabs and said: "I have Commandments that'll make your lives better."
The Arabs asked: "What are they, can you give us an example?"
God said: "Thou shall not kill."
The Arab were shocked and refused Gods offering
So he went to the Mexicans and said: "I have commandments that'll make your lives better."
When asked for an example God said: "Thou shall not steal."
The Mexicans were insulted and refused.
Lastly, God went to the Jews: "I have Co..."
Before he could finish the Jews blasted out: "HOW MUCH DO THEY COST??"
God replied: "Nothing, they're free."
The Jews answered: "Good, we shall take ten!"
h**..., Mussolini and Stalin are all sitting in a restaurant discussing their plans for World War 3.
A waitress approaches the table and listens to their talk. h**... opens by saying:
"Okay guys, I've got a great idea. I already talked to Stalin about it, but I figure I should get your input. He didn't believe me."
Mussolini responds "believe you about what?"
"Okay this time, the plan is to kill ten million jews and one mexican."
The waitress at this point is intrigued and confused, decides to chime in. "One Mexican? Why do you want to kill the mexican?"
h**... turns to Stalin and says "HA! I told you nobody would care about the jews!
3 guys are lost and stumble upon a farm.
There was a indian, a jew, and a mexican. They asked if they could sleep there for the night. The man says "sure but one of you will have to sleep in the barn" the indian says "it is fine I will sleep in the barn" about a minute later there's a knock on the door, it's the Indian and he says "im sorry but I can not sleep in the barn there is a cow and it is a sacred animal" so the jew says "its fine I can sleep in the barn" about a minute later there's a knock on the door, its the jew. He says "im sorry but I can't sleep in the barn, there's a pig and it's not Kosher" so the mexican says " it is okay, I will sleep in the barn" about a minute later there's a knock on the door. It's the donkey.
An ethnically diverse group of people are doing something…
An African-American, a Mexican-American, Jewish-American, and a white man are walking along the beach in Florida. One of them stumbles over a lamp and as he picks it up, a genie appears. The genie thanks them from freeing him from the lamp and offers them each a wish. The African-American says, "My native land has suffered from all the people stolen away by slavery. I wish for all my people to be returned to Africa to start a new age of African success." As he finishes speaking, p**..., he is gone. The Mexican-American is inspired and says, "My native land has suffered from all the people run out by the cartels and corruption. I wish for all my people to be returned to Mexico to start a new age of Mexican success." As he finishes speaking, p**..., he is gone. The Jewish-American feels the same way and says, "My native land has had my people chased out for thousands of years. I wish for all my people to be returned to Israel to start a new age of Israeli success." As he finishes speaking, p**..., he is gone. The white guy is clearly taken aback with all that has happened. He says, "Let me get this straight, all the black, mexicans, and jews are gone? Lemme get a diet coke."
2 jews walk into a mexican restaurant in mexico...
And order some mexican food. While they're waiting they begin to talk about how judaism is the biggest religion in the world & that even jesus was a jew.
Then one of them thinks "since we're in mexico I wouldn't doubt it if there's mexican jews around here somewhere" they wave down their waitress & ask her if she can ask around and see if there's any mexican jews... The waitress giving them an odd look agrees.
About 5 minutes pass and the waitress comes back and says she asked everybody at her tables & no mexican jews. Still convinced he asks her waitress to ask the manager & the head chef if there's any mexican jews. Again... Odd look but agrees.
After another 5 minutes the waitress comes back & says "sorry sir, I asked my manager & all the cooks in the back and there's no mexican jews... But we have apple jews, orange jews, carrot jews.....