Mexican Immigrants Jokes
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- I'm Mexican I'm not offended by taco jokes or fiesta jokes. But Immigration jokes?
They cross the line. - So a Korean man, a Syrian man, and a Mexican man are all in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
- A Mexican gets arrested at the US border When the Immigration officer interrogates him, he asks, "how many people were you travelling with?"
"Only Juan", the Mexican replies. - A Mexican, a Salvadoran, and a Guatemalan are all in the same car. Who's driving? An immigration officer.
- What do many Mexican immigrants have in common with all underage persons? They're not legal yet.
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Mexican Immigrants One Liners
Which mexican immigrants one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mexican immigrants? I can suggest the ones about immigrants and illegal immigrants.
- Why Did The Mexican Immigrant Take Xanax? He Had Borderline Anxiety.
- What do you call a Mexican who has immigrated to Canada? a runner with a lot of stamina
- What do you call a mexican immigrant? Tresspacito
- What comes after 99999999 Mexican immigrants? A Brazilian.
- How do they count the Mexican immigrants? They start with Juan
- A new restaurant that doesn't offer food to i**... immigrants. Tacos for Mexicans too
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What funny jokes about mexican immigrants you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mexican american jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mexican immigrants pranks.
A border patrol officer stops a Mexican immigrant...
...on his way in to the U.S.
He says to the Mexican: "If you can make a whole sentence using the words Green, Pink and Yellow, Ill let you in with no delay"
The Mexican pauses to think for a few minutes then replies: "The phone goes Green-Green, I Pink it up and I say Yellow"
A CEO, his American employee, and an immigrant applicant are sitting at a table with a box of 20 cookies...
A CEO, his American employee, and an immigrant applicant are sitting at a table with a box of 20 cookies.
The CEO takes 19 cookies, then whispers to the American employee, "Watch out, I think that Mexican is going to try and take your cookie!"
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What's the difference between a product made in Mexico and a product made in America?
One is made by a Mexican, while the other is made by a Mexican immigrant.
A Mexican immigrant was asked what he does for a living.
"I am a professional boxer."
"A professional boxer?"
"Yes, yes. Everyone in my family is a professional boxer.
We box onions, linens, tomatoes..."
Giving credit where credit's due: This joke was taken from a bit done by Gabriel Iglesias on his show "Stand-Up Revolution".
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Did you hear about the wave of arrests of Mexican immigrants for theft and r**...?
Many suspect that the charges are *trumped* up.
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What does an undocumented Mexican immigrant have in common with a pirated Ridley Scott movie?
Both are an i**... Alien.
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Americans, don't hate on i**... Mexican immigrants so much ...
For f**...'s sake, even your national anthem welcomes them.
"José can you see ..."
Two Mexican men have just crossed the border into the U.S.
They are now wandering through the Arizona desert. In short time, they become lost amongst the sand, praying for any sign of civilization. They spend days out there, and are on the verge of death from heat and starvation.
When suddenly, a shining oasis appears before them. The water is crystal clear and it is surrounded with lush foliage. And in the center is one specific tree. It is a majestic plant and from it's branches hang the most unexpected of things.
Bacon. Delicious, crispy bacon. Enough to feed a man for days. Without even thinking, one of the men bolts for the oasis, desperate for food and water. As he reaches the half way point, from behind the tree springs forth a man wielding a machine gun. The poor immigrant is gunned down and lays in the sand, dieing. His friend runs to him and says
> Miguel, are you alright? What happened to you?
To which the man responds, looking up at his friend with his dieing breath
> Pedro, it is not a bacon tree...it is a hambush.
A Mexican Immigrant Wants to Cross the Border
There is a guard waiting at the border, who tells hi to go home, as he is not allowed to pass. The Mexican man refuses to leave so he sits beside the guard for over 4 hours. The guard, who has given up, tells the man that if he can use the words green, pink, and yellow in a sentence, he can pass. Confident that the Immigrant doesn't know much English, they agree to these terms. The Mexican man says, Easy. I am at home. The phone goes 'green, green, green'! So I pink it up, and I say 'yellow'?
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Where in the world is the highest concentration of legal Mexican immigrants?
At the World Cup.