JokoJokes

Mexican Girl Jokes

46 mexican girl jokes and hilarious mexican girl puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mexican girl that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

If you're looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of Mexican girl jokes. These jokes are sure to get you giggling and may even have you rolling on the floor laughing. So if you're in need of a good chuckle, read on and enjoy!

Funniest Mexican Girl Short Jokes

Short mexican girl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mexican girl humour may include short mexican mom jokes also.

  1. What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common? ...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican.
  2. I swear, that's the last time I smoke with a Mexican girl! As soon as I asked "you got any papers?" she took off...
  3. Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
  4. What do a pallet of bricks and a fat girl have in common? Sooner or later they will get laid by a Mexican
  5. I once knew a mexican carpenter who specialised in bedroom furniture, and he always bragged about never sleeping with the same girl twice. Juan Nightstand
  6. Have you ever? Have you ever looked at a hot Mexican girl and thought, "I want to put a citizen in you"?
  7. What do fat white girls and bricks have in common? Chances are they were laid by a Mexican
  8. Two blonde Mexican girls walk past a Taco Bell. One looks at the other and says "Hey, I didn't know we owned a telephone company."
  9. What does a brick and a fat girl have in common? Both will eventually be laid by a Mexican.
  10. What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common? They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Share These Mexican Girl Jokes With Friends




Mexican Girl One Liners

Which mexican girl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mexican girl? I can suggest the ones about mexican american and mexican people.

  1. What do fat girls and brick have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
  2. What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? dora the Exploder
  3. What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around? A Burrithoe
  4. How did the mexican girl get pregnant? The teacher told her to make an essay.
  5. I know a girl who is completely obsessed with Mexican men. She's a Pedrophile.
  6. What was the name of the Mexican girl that ate flowers? Rosita.
  7. How do you pick up Mexican Girls? Border Patrol.
  8. hey girl are you mexican Cz I wanna get jalapeno
  9. What did the Mexican girl say to her fiancé? You're the Juan!
  10. How do you tell if a girl is Mexican? I have no idea, still trying to figure that out...
  11. Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant? She was told to do an essay in school.
  12. Dang girl are you a Mexican wrestler? Cause I luchadore you
  13. What did the Mexican girl say to her father as she left for school? ¡Ciudad!
  14. Dam Girl, are you a Mexican fast food joint?
  15. What do you ask a Mexican girl you like? Netflix and chili?

Mexican Girl joke, What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Uplifting Mexican Girl Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about mexican girl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mexican family jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mexican girl pranks.

I was about to smoke w**... with a couple cute Mexican girls...

I asked them if they had papers. They immediately ran off.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a h**... from across a bar.

She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them.She says, " I want a man that"s smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence. "The black guy goes " I love to eat liver and cheese. "The white guy goes " I like to cook liver and cheese. "The Mexican guy goes up to the girl and tells the guys " Liver alone, cheese mine!!"

I was gonna smoke w**... with this Mexican girl

Until I asked her for some papers and she ran off.

A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl......

A Mexican, an Arab, and a r**... girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his p**..., and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The r**... girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says:
'In America we have so many i**... aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

What do you call a Mexican girl with no a**...?

A flatina.

Three kids walk into a classroom...

The White girl enters. The teacher says "Do an essay", and the girl is finished in 45 minutes
The Asian girl enters. The teacher says "Do an essay", and the girl is finished in 35 minutes
The Mexican girl enters. The teacher says "Do an essay", and the girl is finished in 5 minutes

A teacher asked a white student, a black student and a Mexican student to use the words "cheese" and "liver" in a sentence

The white kid answered, "My mom made liver and cheese for dinner".
The teacher said that was very good.
The black kid said, "I would never eat cheese on liver, that is g**...."
The teacher said that was very good.
The Mexican kid says if some dude tried to step to my girl I would say, "Liver alone! Cheese my girl!"

Mexican Custodian

A Mexican custodian finishes mopping the lobby floor. A young girl enters the lobby with her eyes glued to her smartphone.
"Miss," the Mexican custodian says, "the floor is wet."
The girl looks up from her phone with a bored expression. "K," she replies.
"Miss," the Mexican custodian repeats, "I said the floor is wet."

Dumb Nirvana Joke

I was gonna tell a Dumb Nirvana joke About a girl I knew named Polly that lived On a Plain. Her favorite drink was Pennyroyal tea with crackers and Mexican Seafood, she had a sliver in her finger and once had an Aneurysm at School but Nevermind that.

My buddy is dating this girl who loves Mexican food and Picasso

She's kinda of artsy fartsy.

Mexican Girl joke, My buddy is dating this girl who loves Mexican food and Picasso

jokes about mexican girl