The Best 32 Mexican Girl Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mexican Girl jokes. There are some mexican girl hispanics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mexican girl woman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mexican Girl Jokes and Puns

What do fat girls and bricks have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans.

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl......

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says:

'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Mexican Girl joke, Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

What does a brick and a fat girl have in common?

Both will eventually be laid by a Mexican.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.


What do a fat girl and a cinder block have in common?

Eventually, they'll both get laid by a Mexican.

What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common?

...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican.

Mexican Girl joke, What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common?

How do you tell if a girl is Mexican?

I have no idea, still trying to figure that out...

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

I know a girl who is completely obsessed with Mexican men.

She's a Pedrophile.

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiancΓ©?

You're the Juan!

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What did the Mexican girl say to her father as she left for school?

Β‘Ciudad!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a hot chick from across a bar.

She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them.She says, " I want a man that"s smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence. "The black guy goes " I love to eat liver and cheese. "The white guy goes " I like to cook liver and cheese. "The Mexican guy goes up to the girl and tells the guys " Liver alone, cheese mine!!"

Dumb Nirvana Joke

I was gonna tell a Dumb Nirvana joke About a girl I knew named Polly that lived On a Plain. Her favorite drink was Pennyroyal tea with crackers and Mexican Seafood, she had a sliver in her finger and once had an Aneurysm at School but Nevermind that.

Mexican Girl joke, Dumb Nirvana Joke

hey girl are you mexican

Cz I wanna get jalapeno

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

How did the mexican girl get pregnant?

The teacher told her to make an essay.


What do fat white girls and bricks have in common?

Chances are they were laid by a Mexican

I was about to smoke weed with a couple cute Mexican girls...

I asked them if they had papers. They immediately ran off.

Have you ever?

Have you ever looked at a hot Mexican girl and thought, "I want to put a citizen in you"?

Three kids walk into a classroom...

The White girl enters. The teacher says "Do an essay", and the girl is finished in 45 minutes

The Asian girl enters. The teacher says "Do an essay", and the girl is finished in 35 minutes

The Mexican girl enters. The teacher says "Do an essay", and the girl is finished in 5 minutes

My buddy is dating this girl who loves Mexican food and Picasso

She's kinda of artsy fartsy.

What was the name of the Mexican girl that ate flowers?

Rosita.

I swear, that's the last time I smoke with a Mexican girl!

As soon as I asked "you got any papers?" she took off...

I was gonna smoke weed with this Mexican girl

Until I asked her for some papers and she ran off.

What do you call a Mexican girl who can't stop having sex?

Livin' libido loca.

Dang girl are you a Mexican wrestler?

Cause I luchadore you

I once knew a mexican carpenter who specialised in bedroom furniture, and he always bragged about never sleeping with the same girl twice.

Juan Nightstand

What do a pallet of bricks and a fat girl have in common?

Sooner or later they will get laid by a Mexican

Two blonde Mexican girls walk past a Taco Bell.

One looks at the other and says "Hey, I didn't know we owned a telephone company."

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