Mexican Food Jokes
93 mexican food jokes and hilarious mexican food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mexican food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mexican Food Short Jokes
Short mexican food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mexican food humour may include short mexican restaurant jokes also.
- Large tsunami hits Mexico - 300k were killed... ...Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans.
- Joke my 12 year old son made up: What do you call it when you throw Mexican food at high velocity? Fa-yeet-a
- My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.
- What do you call cold Mexican food? A Brrrr-rito.
Guess what I had for breakfast. Apologies if repost. - There has been an earthquake in Mexico... .
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300.000 casualties. Brazil sends medical help, Germany sends food, England sends money and the USA sends 500.000 Mexicans - My poor knowledge of Mexican food has always been my chilaquiles heel. You didn't even have to click through to get the punchline.
- Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food? Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!
- I asked my friend about his bad experience with Mexican food. He said he didn't want to taco about it.
- Just came off a job filming an advert for Mexican food. I thought the last shot was of some tortillas, but as we finished, the director shouted, 'That's a wrap.'
- My buddy is dating this girl who loves Mexican food and Picasso She's kinda of artsy fartsy.
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Mexican Food One Liners
Which mexican food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mexican food? I can suggest the ones about mexican nacho and mexican people.
- What kind of food does a Mexican snowman serve? Brrrrrritos
- Last night I made some fish tacos. Turns out they don't like Mexican food.
- Seven days without Mexican food.... Makes Juan weak.
- What did the Japanese guy say when he tried Mexican food? Takoyaki!
- What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold? A burrrrrrito.
- What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food? A Quasar-dilla.
- What do you call a Mexican / Soul Food Restaurant? Nacho Mama's
- What do you call the smell of leftover Mexican food in your car? A Texas air freshener.
- Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? It wanted to taco bout his feelings
- I wanted Mexican food, but I was in a hurry So I ordered it ta-co
- Q: Why did was the Mexican fast food vendor arrested?
A: He was planning a tacover. - What kind of food do they serve at a Mexican carnival? Carney asadas
- What was the most popular meal at the Islamic Mexican food restaurant? The Inshallada!
- What is a Mexican ghost's favorite food? Refright beans.
- What is love? Mexican food, according to Johnny Cash.
Hilarious Mexican Food Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about mexican food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean italian food jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mexican food pranks.
Do people who go to the gym to "feel the burn" know nothing of Mexican food?
2 jews walk into a mexican restaurant in mexico...
And order some mexican food. While they're waiting they begin to talk about how judaism is the biggest religion in the world & that even jesus was a jew.
Then one of them thinks "since we're in mexico I wouldn't doubt it if there's mexican jews around here somewhere" they wave down their waitress & ask her if she can ask around and see if there's any mexican jews... The waitress giving them an odd look agrees.
About 5 minutes pass and the waitress comes back and says she asked everybody at her tables & no mexican jews. Still convinced he asks her waitress to ask the manager & the head chef if there's any mexican jews. Again... Odd look but agrees.
After another 5 minutes the waitress comes back & says "sorry sir, I asked my manager & all the cooks in the back and there's no mexican jews... But we have apple jews, orange jews, carrot jews.....
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Two mexicans are stranded in the desert for days....
... and they're at death's door....
They stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something, they suddenly spy through the heat haze a tree off in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with s**... after s**... of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.
"Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre. "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"
"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.
His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"
With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run,amigo, run!! ees not a Bacon Tree".......
"ees... a.... Hambush"
What city in Arizona has the most Mexicans?
Food City
Two Mexican men have just crossed the border into the U.S.
They are now wandering through the Arizona desert. In short time, they become lost amongst the sand, praying for any sign of civilization. They spend days out there, and are on the verge of death from heat and starvation.
When suddenly, a shining oasis appears before them. The water is crystal clear and it is surrounded with lush foliage. And in the center is one specific tree. It is a majestic plant and from it's branches hang the most unexpected of things.
Bacon. Delicious, crispy bacon. Enough to feed a man for days. Without even thinking, one of the men bolts for the oasis, desperate for food and water. As he reaches the half way point, from behind the tree springs forth a man wielding a machine gun. The poor immigrant is gunned down and lays in the sand, dieing. His friend runs to him and says
> Miguel, are you alright? What happened to you?
To which the man responds, looking up at his friend with his dieing breath
> Pedro, it is not a bacon tree...it is a hambush.
Two mexicans are walking in a desert....
and are extremely thirsty and hungry, and are out of food and water. As they continue on their journey to reach their homeland, Carlos says to Juan in broken english, "I don't think we es going to make it, Juan." Juan replies, "We must keep trying Carlos, we es got no choice."
As Carlos and Juan approach a big hill of sand in the desert, Carlos immediately smells bacon. "Juan!!! You smell that? Smells like.... Bacon!!!!" Carlos replies reluctantly, "How could you just, smell bacon out here? Make no sense Juan." Juan replies, "Es a bacon tree! I can tell!" Carlos replies, "No Juan, es a mirage!! Es messing with your mind!"
Juan would not listen. "Ok Carlos, your choice." Juan proceeded to climb the hill, while Carlos waited down at the bottom for him, knowing that this was way to good to be true.
As Juan disappeared from Carlos's view, Carlos heard many gunshots. Terrified and confused, he didn't know what to do. Slowly, he saw Juan climb, with gunshot wounds, over the edge of the hill. "Carlos, don't go up there!!"
"Es no bacon tree." "Es a.... Es a hambush."
Blond man joke
An Irish, Mexican, and blond iron worker were sitting on the top of a skyscraper under construction for their lunch break.
The Irishman opens his lunch box, "Corned beef and cabbage again. If I get this one more time I am going to jump off this roof!"
The Mexican opens his lunch box, "Tacos again. If I get this one more time I am going to jump off this roof!"
The blond opens his lunch box, "A ham and cheese sandwich again. If I get this one more time I am going to jump off this roof!"
The next day the Irishman gets corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican gets tacos and jumps to his death. The blond gets a ham and cheese sandwich and jumps to his death.
At their wake, their wives sit together to mourn the men.
The Irishman's wife laments, "If he would have told me he hated his food I could have made something else."
The Mexican's wife agrees, "I could have made my husband quesadillas or enchiladas."
The women look over at the blond's wife, who responds, "Don't look at me, he made his own lunch."
I have an addiction to Mexican food.
But I don't like to taco bout it.
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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??
Allah-peños
7-Layer Dip
7-Layer dip is a complete basis for the Mexican-Food Space
What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?
Explosive Diarrhea
A short collection of jokes....
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: homework!!!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder..
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off.
Boy:say me
Girl:me
Boy: you forgot the d
Girl: there's no d in me
Boy: not yet there isnt :)
One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance... so i pushed her over
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasnt the correct answer
Enjoy and post some funny ones i can havea laugh at...
How do Mexicans keep their food warm?
Chicken Fajitas.
Island Joke
A white guy, a Mexican guy and a Chinese guy are stranded on an island. The white guy says, "okay, we need to get to work if we're going to survive. I'll hunt for food. Mexican guy, you go build us shelter. Chinese guy, you go get us some supplies. We'll meet back here at sunset."
The white guy is roasting a pig over the fire, while the Mexican guy is putting the finishing touches on the shelter. As the sun sinks into the horizon, the Mexican guy finally asks: "so... where's the Chinese guy?" Then, out of nowhere, the Chinese man jumps out of the bushes yelling, "SUPPLIES!!"
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Why is Mexican food not very interesting?
Because it's just aburrido
Why do Mexicans like spicy food?
It induces labor.
What's the funniest type of Mexican food?
Fajitahahahas
Where does a Mexican store his food?
Hispantry
I went to get Mexican food when I was in Alaska
All they had was Brrrrrritos
What do mexican people eat?
Food...
Have you heard the one about mexican food?
it was pretty cheezy
Spanish Dad Joke
A mexican father and son were at the mall and the son finally convinced his dad to try Chinese food.
"But it's so dry!" said the father.
"No it's not, they put lots of stuff on their plates," replied the son.
"Like what?" the father asked.
"Soy Sauce" he answered.
The father stared for a minute and then said, "Hola Sauce... *soy Dad*"
What is a Jew's favorite Mexican food?
Carne Masada
A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant and takes a seat...
A guy walks into a Mexican restaurant and takes a seat.
Before he gets to order a his food, the bowl of tortilla chips in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."
The man tries to ignore the chips and orders a margarita.
The chips say, "Ooooh that drink is delicious. Great choice. You're a very smart man."
Starting to freak out, the guy screams to the waiter, "Hey what the heck, this bowl of chips keeps saying nice things to me!!"
Waiter says, "Don't worry about it, the tortilla chips are complimentary."
What do you call kosher Mexican food?
Holy mole!
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A new restaurant that doesn't offer food to i**... immigrants.
Tacos for Mexicans too
Whats a bros favorite mexican food.
Carne asuhdude
Ever wondered why toilet paper is so cheap in Mexico?
If so, chances are you haven't had Mexican food before.
All this mexican food
And it's still nacho business!
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How does an angry Mexican season his food?
...With a pinche salt
What is the best mexican food to eat while you're watching Netflix?
andchill-adas
My Mexican friend just confessed that he hates spicy food.
Everyjuan couldn't believe it!
Have you all heard of that New Mexican Soul food restaurant?
It's called "Nacho Mommas"!
Tortilla chips
So, a guy walks into a mexican restaurant and takes a seat. Before he gets to order a his food, the bowl of tortilla chips in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."
The man tries to ignore the chips and orders a soda. The chips says "Ooooh that drink is delicious. Great choice. You're a very smart man."
Starting to freak out, the guy says to the waiter "Hey what the heck, this bowl of chips keeps saying nice things to me!" Waiter says "Don't worry about it, the tortilla chips are complimentary."
A Mexican, an American, and a Chinese are in a plane.
A Mexican man, an American man, and a Chinese man are in a plane. All of a sudden the plane starts to go down because there is too much weight. The 3 men decide to throw away some of the things in the plane. They each throw away things that there are lots of in their country. The Chinese man say "I have lots of this in my country" and throws Chinese food out of the plane. The Mexican man says "I have lots of this in my country" and throws Mariachi instruments out of the plane. Then the American says "I have lots of this in my country" and throws the Mexican out the plane.
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So I ate Mexican food for dinner yesterday
...and this morning I got t**...-degree burns.
The other day I got indigestion from prepackaged Mexican food
But don't worry, El Paso.
Scoring for an addict whose drug of choice is Mexican food...
Makes you taco-dependent. Please get them to rehabanero.
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Dam Girl, are you a Mexican fast food joint?
What do you get when you convert mexican food to metric?
Centiladas
Why doesn't the ghost eat Mexican food?
It goes right through him.
I wrote a piece of music based on the experience of digesting Mexican food...
I'm calling it Taco Bell's Canon
What's the best time for Mexican food?
Taco'clock
Jesus once told me...
Nacho is not real Mexican food. He is a person.
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What's a h**...'s favorite Mexican food?
Bukkaquesadillas
A huge earthquake shook Mexico
Around 3000 people died.
The world combined efforts to help Mexico during these hard times.
England gave medicine.
France sent food.
Germany made huge donations.
USA sent 3000 Mexicans to replenish the stock
What breed of dog loves eating Mexican food?
A Qdoberman
I just had a nightmare about Mexican food.
I don't really want to taco 'bout it.
My boyfriend suggested that we should get Mexican food for dinner tonight
I thought it sounded like a good ques-idea
I had to go to the doctors because I grew antlers after eating Mexican food...
He told me it was a bad quesadilla.
Cop spots a guy driving past with a South American plate. He's eating some kind of Mexican food and has no clothes on! He pulls him over and asks, "Where are you from? What are you eating? Aren't you cold?"
"Chilly", he replies.
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Two tapeworms are chilling wherever it is tapeworms chill at.
One of them says, "So I found this host the other day. Man, you should have seen him! Fat as a blimp, ate more food in one day than most people eat in a week. He was roomy and comfy and spent most of his time sitting or laying down, so I didn't even NOTICE the outside world!"
The other says, "Hot d**...! Sounds like a paradise! Then why did you leave? Did he die or something?"
"Nope," answers the first. "But he reaaaaaaally loved Mexican food."
A Russian family always ate very bland food. However, one day they invited their Mexican neighbor over for dinner. When little Ivan asked his Babushka while their food tasted so much more flavorful, she replied:
Jesus is the reason for the season.
