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Mexican Accent Jokes

5 mexican accent jokes and hilarious mexican accent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mexican accent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Fun-Filled Mexican Accent Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good mexican accent joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Who runs mexican Amazon?

Jeff Pesos
It's a silly joke but I thought of it on my own today! I found a 200 peso bill on the ground today and I was saying pesos in different accents out loud with a coworker when the joke popped into my head. I don't think I've heard it anywhere before. After I got home and searched it here I realised it hasn't been told this way on this subreddit yet either. So I'm claiming it as an original joke.

A Mexican Joke

A Mexican man finds a much needed job and asks the owner to hire him. The owner says he'll hire him ONLY if he can come up with a sentence using 3 words of his choice. The words are Green, Pink and Yellow. So the Mexican thinks for a second then replies (read in a Spanish accent) the phone goes Green Green, so I Pink it up and say Yellow?
Jajaja

If a teacup holds tea and a coffee cup holds coffee then what does a peecup hold?

Three Mexicans, a lawn mower, two leaf blowers and a half dozen rakes will fit in a peecup (pickup with Spanish accent).

A Mexican man is approached by a car mechanic while dropping off his car and is asked for the owner's manual.

The man, in a heavy Mexican accent, replies: "Well I'm the owner, and it's manual!"

My Rooster Ramón

I used to have a Mexican rooster named Ramón. He liked to have s**... with anything that moved. I kept telling him that all this boning was going to kill him one day. Ramón just laughed about it and kept giving the animals the chorizo. Yesterday, I walked outside and saw Ramón lying flat on his back with dirt and dust spread across his chest. I ran to his side and said "Ramón, I told you all this b**... was going to kill you!" Ramón opened one eye, pointed to the sky, and quietly whispered in his thick Latin accent, "shhhhh buzzards!"


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