Mews Jokes
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What's it called when a cat meows for food when their bowl is half full?
Fake Mews
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You know why you should never trust Russian Pokemon?
Fake Mews.
What do you call a cat that barks??
Fake mews.
My cat's favourite band.
Me: So what's your favourite band?
Cat: *Mews*
My cat turned out to be a dog...
Fake mews.
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Cat jokes
#10
Why does a tiger tell the truth?
Because he isn't a lion.
#9
If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?
None! They were copy cats!
#8
Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!
#7
What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
#6
What is a cat's favorite TV show?
The evening mews!
#5
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
#4
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he's always spotted.
#3
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty p**....
#2
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
#1
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?
A big, furry creature that purrs while it sits on you
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