Mew Jokes
9 mew jokes and hilarious mew puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mew that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical & Quirky Mew Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
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Two cats are stuck on a roof. Which one falls off first?
One with the smaller mew.
There are two kittens sitting on a steep roof. Which one falls off first?
the one with the smallest *mu*
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**Preemptive explanation:**
Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter µ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the ratio of the force of friction between two bodies and the force pressing them together.
What makes Mewtwo throw up?
The Sound of Mew Sick.
Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first?
The one with the least mew.
Three kittens were on a roof, which slipped off first?
The one with the lowest mew
What's the most average Pokèmon?
Mew.
Two kittens are sitting on a sloped tin roof and start to slide down at the same time. Which kitten falls off the roof first?
The one with the smaller μ (pronounced mew).
I've got a quiet buddy who taught his cat to speak.
He's a fan of mew words.
Two cats are sitting on a roof. Which one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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