The Best 5 Mets Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mets jokes. There are some mets game jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mets yankees puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mets Jokes and Puns

The New York Mets

Specifically, Jose Reyes' career ERA of 54.00

What's the best part about dating a Mets fan?

You know she's not looking for a ring.

The Mets got Royally screwed....

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

I saw a bumper sticker from a NY Mets fan that said Eat, Mets, Sleep Repeat ...

..I'm not sure as a Yanks fan I could put that on bumpers sticker on my car.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mets teams jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mets stadium piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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