Metrognome Jokes
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A pianist performing in a subway terminal...
was playing beautifully. I was only offput by the weird looking kid with a dunce cap sitting atop the piano.
Suddenly, the weird looking kid with the dunce cap jumped up and scurried off. The piano player abruptly stopped playing.
I asked him, "why did you stop playing?"
To which he replied, "I cannot play piano without my metro-gnome."
What do you call a dwarf who regularly rides the Paris Metro?
A Metrognome.
What do you call a midget playing drums in a subway?
A metro-gnome
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What do you call a gay midget with great timing?
A Metro-Gnome
What do you call a very short person that assists you in your timing?
A metrognome
What mythical creature keeps time for trains at the station?
A metro-gnome
What do you call a musical garden figure who often rides the subway?
A metrognome.
What does Mozart put on his front lawn?
Metrognomes
so a train station noticed that alot of the passengers where either musicians or gardeners.
so they decided that in order to cater to these people, they would decorate the station with metrognomes
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