Metro Jokes
32 metro jokes and hilarious metro puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about metro that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article features a compilation of jokes related to metro zones, the Delhi Metro, Geo Metro, DC Metro, Metro 2033, suitcases, buses, and the Hilton Hotel. Read on to get a good laugh from jokes about the various aspects of metros!
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Funniest Metro Short Jokes
Short metro jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The metro humour may include short meter jokes also.
- What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common? They're both under DC.
- A friend of mine used to brag about picking up hundreds of women a day. And then METRO laid him off.
- Police have arrested a gang of Corn Flakes that they alledge committed a spree of armed robberies throughout the metro area. A Police spokesman described them as... ....cereal offenders.
- I saw a garden elf On the subway today muttering to himself click.... click.... click.... click....
He was a metro gnome. - What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome
- I just saw a Lilliputian wearing a hijab on the metro. Someone ticked me on my shoulder and said i could make a wish. 'Please don't blow up' i wished.
- 3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins.
- What rapper hails from St..Petersburg ? Metro Boomin
- The Metro Church of Christ published a circular The circular says: Bored? Try a m**....
- So I confessed to my parents that I like trains I told them I was Metro s**...
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Metro One Liners
Which metro one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with metro? I can suggest the ones about metric and meta.
- What do you call a dwarf who regularly rides the Paris Metro? A Metrognome.
- What do you call a midget playing drums in a subway? A metro-gnome
- What do you call a gay midget with great timing? A Metro-Gnome
- I use BMW to go to work Bus
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Walk - Why was the dwarf who lived in the city always on time? Because he was a metro gnome.
- What mythical creature keeps time for trains at the station? A metro-gnome
- What do you call a well dressed dwarf that keeps perfect time? A Metro Gnome
- Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers? metro gnomes
- Metro: Exodus is the 3rd game in the Metro series. No wonder its not releasing on Steam.
- Why aren't there metro systems in the countryside? There are already enough terrains.
- OC: what do you call a couple making out on a Subway? Metro sexuals
- How does Samus take the bus? With her Metro-ID.
- Why did the gnome take the subway to work? Because a metro-gnome is always on time
- Subway pianist with weird looking kid in a dunce cap AKA his metro-gnome
- What do you call a bisexual elf who's always on beat? A metro gnome
Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Metro Jokes and Friends
What funny jokes about metro you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mile jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make metro pranks.
Metroid and zelda walk into a bar
The bartender says that's not their name
A t**... had two cases at home...
he stuffed one of them with explosives and headed to the metro. Once inside a wagon he waited until the doors were closed and shouted "Infidels!! now you will die!". Fortunately, that was not the case.
A guy walks into a car part store...
He says to the man behind the counter, "I need a gas cap for a Geo Metro."
The guy behind the counter thinks for a second and then says, "I think that's a fair trade."
