Meticulous Jokes
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A cartographer is asked to make a giant topographic map
He is very meticulous, agonizing over every little detail on the map. After months of work, he nervously presents it to his client, who says it's perfect and commissions another big project. As he leaves the meeting, the cartographer takes a deep breath, turns to his assistant, and says, "I was really worried he wouldn't like it, but that was a huge relief."
What do you call a meticulous philosopher?
Thoreau!
Animal Crackers
A woman's daughter kept begging for a box of animal crackers at the grocery store. The mother finally caved in and bought them.
Later, at home, the mother saw her daughter meticulously going through all the crackers.
"What're you doing?" asked the mother.
"The box says not to eat if the seal is broken! So I'm trying to find the seal to make sure it's not broken."
I once knew this incredibly meticulous man from taiwan.
He was a real Taipei personality.
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