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A cartographer is asked to make a giant topographic map

He is very meticulous, agonizing over every little detail on the map. After months of work, he nervously presents it to his client, who says it's perfect and commissions another big project. As he leaves the meeting, the cartographer takes a deep breath, turns to his assistant, and says, "I was really worried he wouldn't like it, but that was a huge relief."

What do you call a meticulous philosopher?

Thoreau!

How does a meticulous programmer work?

Bit by bit.

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I have an overtly pedantic Chinese friend.

His name is Meticulous Lee.
I'll show myself out...

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