Methyl Jokes
2 methyl jokes and hilarious methyl puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about methyl that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Methyl Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Methylated Spirit
A scruffy homeless man walks into a DIY store.
"Bottle of methylated spirit please."
"Look mate, no offense but I wasn't born yesterday. I can't sell that to you when I know you're just gonna drink it."
"Hey, what are you implying? This is ridiculous, I'm using it for woodwork!"
"All right, all right..." says the shopkeeper, taking a bottle of the shelf.
"Oh, haven't you got a cold one?"
Why did the 22140857×10^23 molecules of Methyl Acetate go to jail?
It was a Mole-Ester!
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