The Best 5 Methodist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Methodist jokes. There are some methodist episcopalian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these methodist pastor puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Methodist Jokes and Puns

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

the case for the lost bicycle

A Methodist preacher and a Baptist preacher live in a small southern town. Every day, they pass each other on their bycycles as they ride to their respective churches. One day, the Methodist notices the Baptist walking.

He says "Brother, where is your bicycle?"

"My heart is heavy, for I fear that a member of my congregation has stolen it" replied the Baptist.

"That's horrible." Thinking for a moment, the Methodist has an idea. "I know how we might get your bike back. This Sunday, you should preach the ten commandments. When you get to thou shalt not steal, really bear down on it. Maybe the theif will feel guilty and return your bike."

"That's a great idea, I'll try it!"

Sure enough, the following Monday, the Methodist preacher sees the Baptist Preacher riding his bike.

"I see my plan worked" said the Methodist.

"Well, not exactly" replied the Baptist. "I did like you said, and gave a real fire and brimstone sermon on the ten commandments. However, when I got to thou shalt no commit adultery, I remembered where I left my bike."

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Methodist joke, What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

How do you tell the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

Methodist will say hi in a liquor store.

What is the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will talk to you in the liquor store and a Baptist will walk right by you like he never saw you.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the methodist unitarian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working methodist baptist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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