Methhead Jokes
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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?
They all just get s**... instead.
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Why did Aaron Paul do such a good job portraying Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad?
Because he's a m**...-head actor.
What do you call a tweaker who keeps asking questions?
The Socratic methhead.
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What do you call a theater major who works hard to portray his drug addict role?
A m**...-head actor
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It's so hot today...
... I saw a m**...-head putting copper back into an AC unit.
Let's start using better, more friendly terms for 'Crackhead', 'Methhead', or the classic: "Wow that guy has done way too many drugs."
I prefer 'Pharmaceutically Gifted'
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How many m**...-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
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You should consider moving to Arkansas, the don't have any mosquitoes...
They all died off after biting so many methheads
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