methed Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious methed puns

What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed Up


Mike Tyson recently recovered from a meth overdose and was interviewed upon his exit from the hospital.

When asked about the full story, he responded with,

"I was really methed up at the time"


What do you call a skinny person with a lisp

Methed up


Did you hear about the guy who had a horrible drug problem and a really bad lisp?

He was methed up


Who's a rapper with a serious drug problem?

Methed man


Iv'e been experimenting with drugs recently and I found out...

Methed yoga is the betht yoga


New rumors suggest mike Tyson's lisp may have been cause by an addiction to synthetic amphetamines.'s really methed up.


I heard Mike Tyson didn't like Breaking Bad

He thought it was too methed up


What are the most funny Methed jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Methed? Well, here are the best Methed dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Methed pick up lines to share with friends.


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