The Best 7 Methanol Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Methanol jokes. There are some methanol uranium jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these methanol methylated puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Methanol Jokes and Puns

Three guys are drinking methanol. "Quickly, let's finish the bottle, it's getting dark already," one of them observes.

I made a drink called Hit The Road Jack

It's Jack Daniels mixed with methanol.

(Blind jokes are the best kind)

There's a bottle full of methanol in a chemistry lab...

...there's a note attached to it: "don't drink it, or else you will go blind."
The next day, the bottle is half empty and someone added to the note: "I will risk one eye."

I put methanol in the punch bowl...

...and now I can't find the punch line.

A compiler, interpreter, and emulator walk into a bar.

The compiler bought someone else a drink.

The interpreter drank a pint.

The emulator sipped methanol.


Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan Walk Into a Bar

They have a few drinks and then die from methanol poisoning due to a lack of government regulation.

What do people drink at metalica concerts

methanol

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the methanol liter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working methanol shards piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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