Methane Jokes
5 methane jokes and hilarious methane puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about methane that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Experience comedic relief with these hilarious jokes about methane gas! From cow methane to Einsteinium to gaseous comets, you’ll find yourself rolling in laughter as you read through this collection of methane-oriented jokes.
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What is a good methane joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Where does 82% of the methane on Earth come from?
It comes from the dairy air.
What did Macbeth say when he turned on the gas tap?
METHANE of Cawdor
Ha
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Do you get it?
Maybe this should have been posted on anti jokes. It's so bad.
Do you know why you stop the reaction as soon as the methane and the ammonia have finished oxidizing?
Because HCN is the final solution.
A man was eating the 7th planet from the sun.... what did his breath smell like?
83% hydrogen, 15% helium and 2% methane.
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