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What is 5 feet tall, has 22 legs and feigns death if you approach it up to two meters?
The Italy national football team.
A restaurant owner says that he employs a 2-meter tall musician.
The musician was 160 cms tall, just another man exaggerating the size of his pianist.
A Spanish greengrocer is 1.74 meters tall, has a waist circumference of 105 centimeters, and wears a size of 44. What does he weigh?
Vegetables
Push a man from 5 meters tall and he goes Bam! Arrrghhhhh..
Push a man from 50 meters tall and he goes aaarrrRGGGHHHHHH BAM!
What do you say to sprinter jumping from 100 meters tall building committing s**...?
... I'm sure you gonna break your personal best.
Indian guy complains
I have lived 20 years in America but I still don't understand this:
I have a friend who is almost 2 meters tall - and they call him "Shorty".
Then I have a friend who has no hair at all - and they call him "Curly".
Me, I have never been with a woman - and they call me the f**... Indian'
A Welshman, a Scotsman, and an Englishman find a magic lamp
A Welshman, a Scotsman, and an Englishman are walking on a beach and find a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out. He tells them that they each get a single wish.
The Scotsman goes first. I wish for Scotland to make the finest whisky forever. The genie granted the wish, and...not much changes.
The Englishman went next. I wish England was surrounded by a tall wall, and all the foreigners gone. A wall appears, 300 feet (100 meters) high, right on the sand next to them, and stretches as far as the eye can see in both directions.
The Welshman says, fill in the wall with water .
A young man gets paired with and older gentleman on a golf course
On the first hole the young man slightly miss hits the ball a few meters away from a tree. Gauging whether he should chip the ball around the tree or try and make it over, he ask the older man for his advice to which the man replies I've hit it over that tree many times. So the young man try's his luck but hits it straight into the tree. There's no way I can clear that! How did possibly hit it over? he asks. Well, when I cleared it twenty years ago it was only about three feet tall
One day, h**... decided to test out the skills of several prisoners in Treblinka.
As the first test, he had his soldiers bring him out the three prisoners, then line them up before him.
"How high can you jump?" he asks the first one.
"About 1 meter," answers the prisoner.
h**... nodded before turning to his soldier.
"Take this one back to work, but give him 1 kilogram of rye bread."
After the soldier did as he was told, h**... stood before the second prisoner.
"How high can you jump?" he asks again.
After a moment of thinking, the prisoner says.
"Two meters, if I really try."
h**... nodded before turning to his soldier again.
"Take this one back to work too, but give him two kilograms of rye bread."
Observing this, the third prisoner did the maths and hatched a plan.
Finally, h**... stood face to face with him.
"How high can you jump?" he asked him at last prisoner.
"My most illustrious Führer, I can jump 5 meters!" said the prisoner as a smug grin bloomed on his face.
h**... frowned before turning to his soldier.
"Tell me, Walter: how tall are the walls around the camp?"
"Three meters, my Führer!" cried the soldier.
h**... nodded again before turning to the last prisoner.
"In that case, shoot this one: he may become a problem in the future."
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