Meter Dash Jokes
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100m Dash
A girl says to her friend "The last time I had s**... was like the 100 meter dash"
Her friend says "What, over in 6 seconds?"
"No, with 8 black men and a gun."
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Is it OK to hate certain races?
Try as I might I just can't get myself to like the 200 meter dash.
What do you call several blonde hair blue-eyed men doing the 100 meter dash?
The superior race
I lost my virginity like I lost the 100 meter dash.
Slowly.
A good time
I met a girl at the bar and she said she'd show me a good time. So we went outside, and she ran the 100 meter dash in 10.53 seconds.
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I don't see why people dislike racial diversity
I'm getting bored of watching the 100 meter dash.
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What do you call a pornstar that comes in last place in the 100 meter dash?
Slow poke.
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