The Best 11 Meteorologists Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Meteorologists jokes. There are some meteorologists meteorologist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these meteorologists rain puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Meteorologists Jokes and Puns

Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane.

Number 5 will blow you away.

Meteorologists have forecast snow throughout the US for the entire year of 2018

Flake news

Why can't doctors work with meteorologists?

They're always under the weather.

Meteorologists joke, Why can't doctors work with meteorologists?

Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb...

But atleast we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs.

How do meteorologists get paid?

Rain checks


How are meteorologists like guys on Tinder?

They promise you 12+ in, but you only get 4.

Inspired by today's "storm" in New England. Stay safe out there!

Why did the Canadian meteorologists lose to the American meteorologists in basketball?

Because it was unfair in height

Meteorologists joke, Why did the Canadian meteorologists lose to the American meteorologists in basketball?

Why do people not believe meteorologists?

Because their forecasts are all over the map.

Why are tall meteorologists the best?

Because they have their heads in the clouds.

Most meteorologists are men

And most men lie about how many inches you're getting

How can meteorologists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the meteorologists snowstorm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working meteorologists wildfire piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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