Meteor Shower Jokes

28 meteor shower jokes and hilarious meteor shower puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about meteor shower that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Meteor Shower Short Jokes

Short meteor shower jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The meteor shower humour may include short meteor jokes also.

  1. TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers.
  2. Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
    He uses Meteor Showers.

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Meteor Shower One Liners

Which meteor shower one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with meteor shower? I can suggest the ones about showers and april showers.

  1. My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)
  2. Friends invited me to a meteor shower party, but I couldn't make it. They were crushed.
  3. Yo mama so fat, the only way she gets clean is during a meteor shower
  4. How do you clean a planet of dinosaurs? Give it a meteor shower.
  5. Would you like to go see a meteor shower? What are you some kind of pervert?!?
  6. A meteor shower destroyed the Red Cross headquarters. All Perseids went to charity.
  7. I tried to watch the meteor shower last night I got called a pervert
  8. Yo mama so dumb, she brought a gift to the meteor shower.
  9. How do aliens get clean? With a meteor shower!
  10. Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
  11. Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
  12. Why do meteor showers always seem to happen on weekends? They work the rest of the week
  13. How would the n**... have killed the dinosaurs? With meteor showers.

Meteor Shower Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about meteor shower you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rain drop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make meteor shower pranks.