Meteor Jokes

78 meteor jokes and hilarious meteor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about meteor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Experience science in a fun and entertaining way with these hilarious meteor jokes! From funny one-liners about meteor showers to hilarious puns about astronomy and supernovas, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to the face of any astronomer!

Funniest Meteor Short Jokes

Short meteor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The meteor humour may include short moth jokes also.

  1. Rihanna's take on the meteor A massive meteor has hit Russia injuring hundreds, Rihanna insist that the meteor has changed and deserves a second chance.
  2. Meteor Meatier joke God: Hey Angel, did you give the dinosaurs more muscle like I asked? I asked you to make them meatier.
    Angel: Make them… a meteor.
  3. What's the difference between an anorexic and a shooting star? One's all skin and bones, and the other's a little meteor
  4. My friend showed me a photo of a famous meteor crater in Arizona. It's amazing how close it landed to the Visitor's Center.
  5. Why is it always a surprise when a meteor enters Earth's atmosphere? Because they appear out of thin air.
  6. People say that a huge meteor killed the dinosaurs. I guess you could say it killed lots of birds with one stone.
  7. iPhone users, don't bother sending the Meteor emoji to your Android friends... ...It won't have the same impact.
  8. What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite? Ite.
    Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)
  9. Being a meteorologist has to be the easiest job in the world Just keep predicting no meteors will hit the Earth. The first time you're wrong, everyone will be dead anyway.
  10. What's the difference between a spacecraft and an asteroid? A spacecraft is really light, an asteroid is a little meteor.

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Meteor One Liners

Which meteor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with meteor? I can suggest the ones about worm and mate.

  1. Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they're a little meteor
  2. Q: Which tastes better? An asteroid or a comet. A: An asteroid because it's meteor.
  3. My girlfriend likes golden meteor showers (I have kidney stones)
  4. Friends invited me to a meteor shower party, but I couldn't make it. They were crushed.
  5. When is a meteor wrong? When it's not a meteorite.
  6. Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor
  7. Yo mama so fat, the only way she gets clean is during a meteor shower
  8. Why do astronomers hate vegetarian restaurants? They need something meteor.
  9. Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger? He wanted something *meteor*.
  10. Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft? At parking meteors.
  11. What did the meteor say to the planet? Lemme smash
  12. How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor.
  13. Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor!
  14. Why are moon rocks tastier than earth rocks? Because they're meteor!
  15. Why is the moon tastier than Earth? It's meteor.

Meteor Shower Jokes

Here is a list of funny meteor shower jokes and even better meteor shower puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do you clean a planet of dinosaurs? Give it a meteor shower.
  • TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers.
  • Would you like to go see a meteor shower? What are you some kind of pervert?!?
  • A meteor shower destroyed the Red Cross headquarters. All Perseids went to charity.
  • I tried to watch the meteor shower last night I got called a pervert
  • Yo mama so dumb, she brought a gift to the meteor shower.
  • How do aliens get clean? With a meteor shower!
  • Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
  • Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
  • Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
    He uses Meteor Showers.
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Comical Meteor Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about meteor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean monster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make meteor pranks.

Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs?

He liked his salads a little meteor.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

How can you tell if a piece of meat was cooked in space?

It's more meteor.

The Worst Natural Disaster

So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst.
* Hurricane blew the others away.
* Earthquake shook things up pretty badly.
* Flooding was a bit of a wash.
* Blizzard almost buried the rest.
* Sinkhole's campaign totally collapsed.
* Meteor made a deep impact.
But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide.

Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane.

Number 5 will blow you away.

I voted for Giant Meteor for 2016

Guess I'll just hope for another.

If a meteor goes to a restaurant,

Would he prefer his sandwich to be vegan, or even meteor?

Why do meteorogists

always try to pick up women at a bar?
They like the low pressure environment.

Last time i had s**... was just like the time a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs...

it happened so long ago ive forgotten the details.

Two pilots are sitting in the cockpit, talking, when they realize they are flying over a huge crater.

"Wow, what a beautiful sight," says the first pilot.
"It is, isn't it?" the other pilot replies.
Then a flight attended joins them.
"Sir, what are we flying over?" she asks the first pilot.
"It's a crater. A meteor crashed into the earth and left that giant hole."
"Wow," replies the flight attendant. "And what's that building right next to it?"
"That's the visitors center," the second pilot says.
"Phew," she says. "They really got lucky, didn't they?"

Meteorologists have forecast snow throughout the US for the entire year of 2018

Flake news

How do meteorologists get paid?

Rain checks

Why did the Earth smell so bad after the meteor hit it?

Because afterwards the dinosaurs were all egg stink.

How are meteorologists like guys on Tinder?

They promise you 12+ in, but you only get 4.
Inspired by today's "storm" in New England. Stay safe out there!

Why was the vegan comet upset?

As he entered the atmosphere he became a little meteor.

A meteorologist, a biologist, and a mathematician are eating breakfast.

They are sitting on a hill overlooking an office building which has just opened for the day. As they eat, they see 100 business people enter and 101 exit.
The meteorologist says, "Well within my margin of error".
The biologist says, "I suppose one of them gave birth".
The mathematician says, "That building currently contains -1 people."

What does a meteorologist use to walk quickly?

A hurry cane

How come the meteorologist didn't go to work today?

He was feeling under the weather

What's the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?

One is very meaty and the other one is a little meteor

Why does an earth rock taste better than a moon rock?

Because it's meteor!

Why does a space rock make the best rock soup?

# Because its a little meteor.

Why did the dinosaur newspaper shutdown?

Their ratings were killed by social meteor

My wife and I recently went on a trip to Arizona, but we got into a fight about whether we should go to Meteor Crater or the Grand Canyon.

It was a whole thing.

What's the difference between a pop star and a shooting star?

One's a skinny kid the other is a little meteor.

What does a meteorologist use when they go hunting.

A Rain-Bow

Meteor joke, Q: Which tastes better? An asteroid or a comet.

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