Because they're a little meteor
It's a little meteor.
Two pilots are sitting in the cockpit, talking, when they realize they are flying over a huge crater.
"Wow, what a beautiful sight," says the first pilot.
"It is, isn't it?" the other pilot replies.
Then a flight attended joins them.
"Sir, what are we flying over?" she asks the first pilot.
"It's a crater. A meteor crashed into the earth and left that giant hole."
"Wow," replies the flight attendant. "And what's that building right next to it?"
"That's the visitors center," the second pilot says.
"Phew," she says. "They really got lucky, didn't they?"
A massive meteor has hit Russia injuring hundreds, Rihanna insist that the meteor has changed and deserves a second chance.
(I have kidney stones)
So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst.
* Hurricane blew the others away.
* Earthquake shook things up pretty badly.
* Flooding was a bit of a wash.
* Blizzard almost buried the rest.
* Sinkhole's campaign totally collapsed.
* Meteor made a deep impact.
But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide.
They were crushed.
Because they're meteor
...It won't have the same impact.
Number 5 will blow you away.
It's a little meteor.
Ite.
Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)
Flake news
It's meteor.
Because afterwards the dinosaurs were all egg stink.
Give it a meteor shower.
But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers.
He was expecting showers.
What are you some kind of pervert?!?
it happened so long ago ive forgotten the details.
He liked his salads a little meteor.
All Perseids went to charity.
Rain checks
always try to pick up women at a bar?
They like the low pressure environment.
They promise you 12+ in, but you only get 4.
Inspired by today's "storm" in New England. Stay safe out there!
Guess I'll just hope for another.
It's more meteor.
Com-et me bro
Would he prefer his sandwich to be vegan, or even meteor?
Because it was meteor
I got called a pervert
Because of meteor rights
Because it's meteor
Heavy Drizzle.
she brought a gift to the meteor shower.
The last COBOL programmer lived there.
Because it was anti-climate-tic.
More wishes.
They are always a bit METEOR!
You planet.
How do you tone down a party in space?
You comet.
How do you see a girl at the party?
You meteor.
She said it could have been a little meteor.
I promised myself even if I can't go to school, I will learn weather or knot.
He'll need some way to pay the parking meteor.
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