Following is our collection of astronomers humor and comet one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Meteor puns for adults, dirty philae jokes or clean meatier gags for kids.
There is an abundance of jurassic jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 43 funniest jokes on meteor. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any extinction witze you can hear about meteor.
Because they're a little meteor
Two pilots are sitting in the cockpit, talking, when they realize they are flying over a huge crater.
"Wow, what a beautiful sight," says the first pilot.
"It is, isn't it?" the other pilot replies.
Then a flight attended joins them.
"Sir, what are we flying over?" she asks the first pilot.
"It's a crater. A meteor crashed into the earth and left that giant hole."
"Wow," replies the flight attendant. "And what's that building right next to it?"
"That's the visitors center," the second pilot says.
"Phew," she says. "They really got lucky, didn't they?"
A massive meteor has hit Russia injuring hundreds, Rihanna insist that the meteor has changed and deserves a second chance.
God: Hey Angel, did you give the dinosaurs more muscle like I asked? I asked you to make them meatier.
Angel: Make them… a meteor.
(I have kidney stones)
So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst.
* Hurricane blew the others away.
* Earthquake shook things up pretty badly.
* Flooding was a bit of a wash.
* Blizzard almost buried the rest.
* Sinkhole's campaign totally collapsed.
* Meteor made a deep impact.
But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide.
They were crushed.
Because they're meteor
...It won't have the same impact.
Number 5 will blow you away.
It's a little meteor.
Ite.
Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)
Flake news
It's meteor.
Because afterwards the dinosaurs were all egg stink.
Give it a meteor shower.
He was expecting showers.
But as time advanced they moved onto meteor showers.
What are you some kind of pervert?!?
Rain checks
All Perseids went to charity.
He liked his salads a little meteor.
it happened so long ago ive forgotten the details.
always try to pick up women at a bar?
They like the low pressure environment.
Guess I'll just hope for another.
They promise you 12+ in, but you only get 4.
Inspired by today's "storm" in New England. Stay safe out there!
It's more meteor.
Com-et me bro
Would he prefer his sandwich to be vegan, or even meteor?
Because it was meteor
I got called a pervert
Because it's meteor
Because of meteor rights
Heavy Drizzle.
Because it was anti-climate-tic.
He'll need some way to pay the parking meteor.
she brought a gift to the meteor shower.
You planet.
How do you tone down a party in space?
You comet.
How do you see a girl at the party?
You meteor.
Of course you can, the real yolk is always in the comets.
They are always a bit METEOR!
She said it could have been a little meteor.
The last COBOL programmer lived there.
I promised myself even if I can't go to school, I will learn weather or knot.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.